of the peat bog - how in the world did you manage to get it there???
I have no sense of direction.
That would explain why you are living in a brothel. You house is across the street.
I have been away all weekend. Didja all miss me?
Yeah, sure missed that hideous smell that surrounds ya!
I'm going to get another cup of java.
With your sense of direction I hope you don't get lost on the way to the coffee station.
My arm is killing me.
Try shooting up in the other one for a change
I want to buy a new house...
That's a big jump from the cardboard box you're living in.
I had to help someone with an Excel spreadsheet.
What did you do, convert it to Quattro Pro?
I hate my job.
You have a job, you lazy sod? wow.
I hate my job, too
Call money laundering a job?
Where's the nearest bank?
What do you care, you have no money... or do you intend to rob it?
I'm starving.
I can hear your thighs rumbling way over here.
I'm playing golf after work.
Gonna shoot a bogey man?
I finetuned my PC this morning/
Moving porn files from your hard drive to DVD is not considered "fine tuning".
I bought a new monitor!
Those lizards stink buddy, it should feel at home in your pad.
I need a new barometer.
I suppose the pressure of being a complete failure does get to you; might as well have something to measure it on.
The nights are getting cooler, I'll need to increase the tog number of my duvet.
Translation: It's getting cold under the bridge so I'll have to add some extra newspapers.
It's still hot here in LA.
It may be but you are not. You have dropped out of the sights of those casting directors.
I'm waiting for my business partner to phone.
You think he's going to phone after absconding with all your cash and flying off to South America? Get real!
I'll be heading for Colorado this weekend.
Are your Wanted Posters up in your local post office then?
I'm going for a swim after work.
Bring soap.
I'm taking a day off tomorrow.
