The Insult Chain Game

You snack so often you may as well admit that your day is one perpetual meal and drop any distinctions?

Oh well, time to go to bed...

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That must mean breakfast is over.

I'm having some cheese and crackers.

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You forgot to mention the donuts and twinkies.

I just had a chicken filet for lunch.

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If you hadn't washed it down with ten Colas and five doughnuts you're calorie intake would be spot on!

Now, who moved my chair...

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Have another drink.

I've got the hots for someone.

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Join the que. Anybody else willing to wait for three hours in the rain for an autograph and maybe [praying here] a quick peck on the cheek?

Oh hell, now my chair's broken...

Laughing

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Are you surprised, Tubby? It's a wonder the floor didn't give way as well.

I watched some good movies last night.

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"Party at Joe Studs" and "She does it in Threes" are indeed good cinema.

I saw "What the Bleep do we know" the other night.

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Really? And we all know what time of night that sort of thing is on! No wonder you don't get up til midday!

Ah heck, I need to powder my nose...

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Don't do that! They could use you at the airport to help land planes.

I'm going out in a little while.

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Going to join your mates in the alley and then proceed to screech "Stray Cat Strut" in unsuspecting gardens I suppose, imagining you're in tune, as usual?

God, it stinks in here, better open a window...

Ps it's just a joke. I love the Stray Cats music...

Surprised

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Have you thought about bathing? Ever?

My muscles hurt.

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Trying silly positions out for your punters again?

Hi firefly x

I have some rocks being delivered tomorrow

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Rocks of crack cocaine? I promise not to tell.

I am in a lovely cafe overlooking the Pacific.

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Sure, but you're stuck in the Cafe's steaming hot kitchen, washing tons of dirty pots and dishes.

I am making hamburgers for dinner.

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Dinner's just an extended breakfast in your house. Give your stomach a rest!

Now where did I put my suntan lotion?

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It's probably under one of the huge mounds of smelly laundry that have been piling up around you for months.

Today is going to be a real scorcher.

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Another chance for you to get the binos out and look for topless women on the beach to perv over

I'm going out to do a spot of sightseeing myself

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You're going to lurk in the bushes and peep into your neighbor's windows again? The police will be waiting this time. Why not phone your lawyer before you go out and tell him to get the bail money ready--again.

It's going to be too hot to wear clothes today.

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It can't possibly get so hot that we would be forced to deal with your wrinkled, sagging skin!

I'd like to take a trip into space.

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