Some "literary festival". You went over to the used book sale at the library, mainly for the free tea and cookies, and to hit that friend up for another loan, you miserable deadbeat.
My stomach feels a little unsettled.
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:31 am
firefly, it doesn't have to be stuffed ALL the time, in case no one told you.
I am enjoying some good music
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:37 am
Suppose that means you are playing it so loud that the neighbours are banging on the walls. I'd hate to live near you!
I am soaking up the sunshine...
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firefly
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:46 am
And working on getting skin cancer and premature wrinkles, you fool. Well, at least you're working at something, for a change.
My dog wants to go out and play.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:50 am
firefly wrote:
Hi, Casino Joe Welcome
Sorry, missed this. Thankyou...
Looks like the hospital will be full of bite victims again. Isn't it time you bought him a muzzle?
I'm going to the shops now...
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Mame
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:57 am
Oh, starting your shoplifting so early?
I just watered my garden.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 10:59 am
Just an excuse to set the spray too high so it goes over the neighbour's fences and spoils everyone's sunbathing.
I'm in a good mood...
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NickFun
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:15 pm
You just killed the neigbors cat and set his house on fire. These things help lift your spirits!
I saw my sexy female neighbor undress in front of the window last night.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:18 pm
Yes, pity you had to hide in a tree for three hours with binoculars before you saw anything...
Oh, God, it's raining again...
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Clary
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:21 pm
That's a blatant lie. Not one corner of the UK has rain today. How low can you get, lying about the weather!?
My students and I had a good pizza supper.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:26 pm
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That's a blatant lie. Not one corner of the UK has rain today. How low can you get, lying about the weather!?
Hee hee, quite true!
You forced the pizza staff to cook for you at gunpoint then left them all tied up in the kitchen while you enjoyed your pizza. What sort of an example is that to young people?!
I visited my Grandmother today...
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Clary
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:30 pm
Poor Gran, cowering terrified behind the kitchen door while you ransack the drawers for crack money. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I shall take advantage of the UNUSUALLY DRY and balmy summer evening to walk up to the pub.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:34 pm
Yes, you know they know your car and are sick of you crashing into lampposts after you were banned for drink/driving for the fifth time last week
I think I'll go and practise on my guitar for an hour or two...
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cjhsa
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:36 pm
Hopefully you're better at that than you are at this game.
I just cleaned my bathroom.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:40 pm
Crikey, so that's why the Michegan cleansing team has had to employ an extra thirty staff to clear your debris?
I'm going to sulk...
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firefly
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:41 pm
So, what else is new?
I am trying out my new vacuum cleaner.
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cjhsa
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:42 pm
Like you, I'm sure it sucks.
My shower was really gross.
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firefly
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:43 pm
That's what the Health Department inspector said, just before he fainted.
I think I am getting dehydrated.
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Casino Joe
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:47 pm
You know what happens when you dehydrate? You get a very painful injection in the nether regions. Just what you deserve...
I'm going to play tennis now and keep my fitness level up...
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firefly
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Sun 16 Jul, 2006 01:57 pm
Playing Tennis 2k2 on your computer I doubt you'll work up a sweat, although your thumb muscles must be impressive.
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