It's raining nonstop BECAUSE you planned a long walk, dumbo!
I don't know if you can mend microwaves once the heat has gone.
The real question to ask is why the microwave sabotaged you, wander girl!
It is pretty old! But you didn't give me a handle to insult you with, Olgs - maybe I should just give you a friendly wave
So I didn't give you a handle to insult me! Is that a crime?
... Considering lunch in a comfy cafe & forgetting the environmental walk due to "inclement conditions".
You'll have to go round all the kitchens of all the cafés to get the amount of food that you two eat.
I gave my students coffee and croissants for breakfast.
Breakfast! Bribery, pure & simple!
My cat is phobic about the ducted heating & runs outside whenever it's on.
A good job too, time that wretched spiteful cat got lost forever
Turn up that heating!
I have to take an asthma inhaler every time I visit people with cats.
Ha! It's just your cat phobia! Admit it!
I'm excited at all the rain today. My garden is loving this!
If you were smart enough to know how to attach a sprinkler to a hose, your garden might get watered more often.
I have to feed my tomato plants today.
They aren't carnivorous, so it's no use trying to feed the remains of your cat to them.
I have to look after two 15-year-old students who were caught smoking cannabis.
You will join them for some cannabis then have sex with them you perv.
I enjoy the occasional "J".
You smoke from the time you get up until the time you go to bed, and, if your head weren't so fogged up, you might actually learn how to spell marijuana.
I have to run out to the store, and I'm not really in the mood.
Walk, then.
I'm chatting on the msn with an old friend from university.
Who Disraeli?
I need a massage
message, it's spelt
I like buying things online.
If you also understood you had to pay for them, you wouldn't have all those collection agencies hounding you.
My garden is not up to par this year.
The pot plants are not thriving?
Just got back from dinner with a former Harvard professor.
Disgraced for seducing his male students, particularly the theatrical ones with grey faces and painted lips.
I've just got back from a business trip to Romania.
Not a very successful trip was it? First the Romanians weren't interested in buying your Michael Jackson Chia Pets, and then the customs officials arrested you at the airport for those illegal "souvenirs" you were bringing back.
I am trying to figure out how to keep my house cool.
Move it to Greenland.
I had to visit a friend at a local literary festival this morning.
