"Landscaping" sure sounds more machi than "lawn mowing".
I am looking at a map of West Virginia.
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Mame
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Wed 12 Jul, 2006 06:22 pm
Too bad you can't afford to go there.
I'm having a Pink Slipper.
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firefly
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:31 am
And your dog is chewing on the other one. Are you having another contest to see which of you can tear it apart with your teeth first? You know the dog always wins--your dentures aren't very good for that sort of thing--but it would be quite touching to see a picture of you both going at it together.
I kept thinking that yesterday was Friday.
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Clary
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 06:04 am
Yesterday was Friday. You should really give up those tablets.
The plumber came this morning to fix a new ballcock.
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Cyracuz
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 07:15 am
The way you go on about that plumber makes it seem like you call him becasue you don't have any real friends..
I fell asleep on my keyboard, and when I woke up I'd written a novel. But it's very sleepy.
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NickFun
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 08:03 am
The novel starts "hghjgas MSHGsg jAGHGhs bnmsxmnbSMam".
You consider it a masterpiece.
My screenplay is almost half written.
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cjhsa
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 08:07 am
Now you just have to go back and fill in the other half of all those letters.
I'm feeling a little bloated.
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The Pen is
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 10:00 am
After a loaf of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches washed down with Pabst - surprising!
I have been on a good trip.
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NickFun
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 10:47 am
Was it shrooms or LSD this time?
I am going to a Chinese restauarnt for lunch
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cjhsa
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 10:57 am
They can't spell either. Cat and Chicken really are spelled the same in Chinese.
I just cut the cheese.
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NickFun
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 11:09 am
I know. Despite being in California I am downwind. Damn!
I shall be going to Maine next year for a film shoot.
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Cyracuz
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 12:59 pm
that's how far away you need to be for the camera to capture all of you.
I'm trying to write a short story
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Clary
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:00 pm
So that's why you're whiling away time on these games.
I have written short stories.
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cjhsa
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:03 pm
About your lover's endowments.
I'm in a really bad mood.
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Clary
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:05 pm
Go and take a long walk off a short pier then.
My Italian lodger made delicious pasta for supper.
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cjhsa
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:10 pm
You mean the guy with the long black hair and the little tiny ....
(I think I may have managed to really pixx off Clary )
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NickFun
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 01:11 pm
Are you going to make good on your promise to loosen his chains now?
My girlfriend went paragliding last week when I was out of town.
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firefly
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 04:20 pm
That's not all she did when you were out of town--as at least 20 guys will attest to.
I am concerned about a decision I made today.
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NickFun
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Thu 13 Jul, 2006 04:57 pm
No worries. In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter if the toilet paper goes under or over.
