Might? Well, It Might be a good idea to get off to work then.
I've slept away half of the afternoon.
Not to mention two days before that. You shouldn't assume vodka and gin make a good dinner.
I must get my computer man in to see why msn keeps quitting.
Then you will try to seduce him. We all know your computer is working fine.
I am working in an air conditioned studio today.
It's the freezer compartment of a butcher's shop, dummy.
Someone stole my camera.
Are you sure it's not just stuck in your butt crack again?
I had spaghetti and meatballs for lunch.
Was that all you found in the dumpsters around town?
I'm working on a new song.
Little Bo Peep has what?
I ate my first home grown tomato of the season today.
Don't be shy, just say it. ...the first tomatoplant-related homegrown of the season today.
It's been a hard day of realaxing in the heat.
I guess you were sunbathing on the hood of your neighbor's car again.
I should go for a walk. But I'm enjoying sitting around and drinking my ice tea.
That Long Island Iced Tea is a pretty potent alcoholic drink, I don't wonder you don't feel like doing anything. By the time you finish it, you'll probably pass out.
I am thinking about getting a new computer.
At the rate you think, the computer you are contemplating will be on the scrapheap.
I'm planning to meet a friend at a riverside pub for lunch.
Sponging again?
I just woke up, and it's already afternoon.
Your alcoholic blackouts are becoming more and more frequent, aren't they?
I need to buy some vitamins for my dog.
Yes, it makes a tastier roast if it's well nourished.
I am allergic to cats.
She sneezes when she goes to the bathroom.
I'm procrastinating again.
Why don't you put procrastination off till tomorrow?
I've been given a Toblerone as big as a doorstep.
Isn't that a giant chocolate bar? That much should last you the rest of the day!
I had a chocolate cupcake last night.
Gotta love those New Orleans hookers.
I need to get more sleep.
So what the **** is the use of moaning about it on the computer? Any mormal person would just sleep.
I'm in the middle of cooking.
Wandering around the Soup Kitchen, waiting for the staff to finish making your dinner? You may be in the middle of all that cooking, but you're not doing any work, and all your slobbering and salivating is just making people nervous.
I bought my dog a present today.
