and you're up already! why, there's some hope for you after all.
went running for 45 mins.
Eww, try diarrhea medicine.
My dogs play weird games.
That's what happens when you spread peanut butter on your privates.
Feral cats make for great target practice.
Especially the ones that live in Silicon Valley.
I just gave my guinea pig a carrot.
Fattening him up for Thanksgiving, eh?
I need a new car.
The usual complement of wheels is four.
My son works in the best hotel in London.
And I bet he makes good money from his "room service".
My son is an archer.
And I bet he gets his arrow in the right place...
My son is a Sagittarian
When you have 12 it's likely one of them will be.
Who wants to pick the big zit on my back?
THAT IS SO SICK, I'll do it.
I act like a primate when I'm in a relationship.
Don't do that. It's your most attractive feature.
Paper or plastic?
Either way, honey, just put it on your head quick!
time for tea!
well laced with gin, I suppoe
I've thrown away two bagfuls of old papers today.
what will you use for a pillow tonight, you fool?
it was warm and sunny outside, even the bums were full of smiles.
Everyone was laughing at the toilet paper stuck on your shoe.
I dressed casually today.
No, no. That kind of paper you flush. Right away.
I visit Prague.
Just a loincloth and body hair as usual?
You need a new car.
<notes that cjhsa is pretty damn good at this game ... up with MerlinsGodson, he is>
Clary, that setup doesn't work unless you want me to insult myself. Which I'm happy to do.
My car is so old, Fred Flintstone was a former owner.
I'm getting tired.
Cjhsa, no need to insult yourself, I'm here. And who might you be, Barney Rubble?
I giggle like Betty Rubble.
