And we don't feel like listening to it.
I once had dinner with the Pope.
It's almost a shame no one can believe a word you say Gustatelltalltales, say that a couple of times, it's fun.
I once went out with an FBI agent and we shot off his weapons. Do you believe me? hmmmmm?
"We"? So did you accidentally shoot him or did he choose to shoot himself when he saw you?
I drink a lot of tea on a day like this.
What do you put in it?
I drink lots of Mountain Dew, everyday.
So that's why there's a Mountain Dew machine in the locked ward.
Sigh. Digging weeds out of the garden tonight.
Location: Silicon Hills..........Is that where you live or what one might find above your navel, Merlin?
I can't sleep.
Advice: Stop making people sleepy by telling them you're bored and you might get bored and fall asleep.
I hate bitter vegetables.
Increases your natural bitterness to unpalatable extremes, eh?
I wish I could lose weight.
The rest of us wish you could lose weight also.
I woke up late today.
Not late enough.
I need another cup of coffee.
Please get me one while your at it, chop-chop slave.
And how about a bagel, not toasted, cream cheese.
Who you callin' Cream Cheese, Velveeta-Breath???
I feel energized this morning!
And about as intelligent as a life-size vibrator.
I need more herbal throat lozenges.
You're always sucking on something.
Red Sox in four.
I see that you are still in constant contact with your bookie.
I can't get rid of my cold.
Try closing the window.
My dog is a terrible hunter.
Give the poor thing a break! How can it pick up any other scent with you around?
I have a new project proposal in the works.
I sincerely hope it doesn't involve a styrofoam diorama.
It's a grey day today.
Matches your back hair.
My cell phone won't stop ringing.
Your parole officer has been trying to reach you for days.
Almost lunchtime.
