Dignifying an advert for toothpaste somewhat, aren't you?
I had lunch with 2 old actresses.
We all know that's a euphemism for hookers, and the three of you used to work the same street corners together. Did you enjoy talking about the good old days and your favorite johns?
I am watching the tennis match from Wimbledon.
...and every time you move your head from left to right it rattles.
It looks like it's going to rain, so I didn't get to go swimming.
Another week without a bath.
My dog likes cats
By themselves or with a side dish?
I have today off from filming.
You need to stop pushing that camera under ladies changing room doors.
It just started raining, I am glad about that.
You would be. You were probably thinking of me having to walk to the station to fetch my students in the rain, sadist!
I made them shepherd's pie as a welcome to England.
You should have bought one Clary, we are aware of your coooking.
I'm driving to Derbyshire tomorrow, my wife wants to visit Chatsworth House and have Sunday dinner there.
I did not know they allowed people to bring their own brown bag tuna sandwiches at Chatsworth House.
I shall be attending a dance with my girl this evening.
It's nice you will be enjoying Square Dance Night at the old folks home. I hear it begins at 5:30 pm so all you old farts can be in bed by 8. Don't shuffle around too fast, you don't want to risk another hernia. And, if you call your friend a "girl" again, she may smack you with her walker.
I saw some great fireworks last night.
Get the money off your punters first, your never going to get paid afterwards.
It was raining today, so we didn't drive to Chatsworth House, I relaxed all day.
Relieved by the inclement weather, you spent another Sunday, drunk on the couch, in front of the boob tube. The last time you actually got yourself out of the house, all TVs were still black and white and had little rabbit ear antennas atop them.
I just had a very refreshing nap.
It extended from Friday night until just now. And it's almost time for bed!
After this film is done I'm going to do another one a week later.
The porno film business is really booming, isn't it?
I wish I could afford to retire.
At two tricks a week $5 dollars a throw, your on the treadmill forever.
I shall have a cognac and port.
Who cares you have what.
I scored 2 goals in a soccer match yesterday.
Who cares you did what.
What I wanted to say on another thread but wisely didnt: beeyyaaaattcchh!
Is that supposed to convey a meaning, nimh, or just a representation of your being sick - and if the latter, did you really think we could possibly be interested?
I am messaging JB about his SATS essay.
If he listens to your lamebrain advice, he's sunk.
I am trying to decide whether to buy some software.
If it is malware remover, be careful, you might delete yourself.
Today I might find out if I will continue to be employed (or not).
