Going down to the subway to watch the homeless guy play the tin can?
I just got some new jeans.
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Mame
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 08:28 am
Split your other ones with your big butt, did ya?
I'm having a lovely cup of coffee right now.
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Clary
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 08:55 am
Someone left dregs in the plastic McDonalds' cup this time, eh?
I have done a lot of ironing today.
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firefly
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 10:30 am
Don't complain, working in the prison laundry is considered a privilege.
I am having a lazy day.
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Stray Cat
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:26 am
So you're taking a break from your usual hectic day of lying on the couch, eating a bag of Fritos and watching Family Feud re-runs?
I've got a lot of phone calls to make today.
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Clary
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:48 am
Usually the punters phone you, don't they? Or aren't there any left?
I got an amazing new wafer-thin phone as a free upgrade!
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 12:48 pm
You mean you sat on your new Nokia 610
A man wearing a horses head has just walked down the road.
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Mame
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 02:18 pm
Are you the horse's ass (part)?
I'm looking out at a gorgeous sunny day.
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NickFun
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 03:07 pm
From behind the bars of your cell.
I am sitting at an outdoor cafe waiting for my girlfriend.
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Stray Cat
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 03:14 pm
Your girlfriend's not going to show up, as usual. Here's a tip, go home before they put the chairs up on the tables and turn out the lights.
I'm going swimming tomorrow.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:04 pm
The Atlantic would be a good place to start.
I have to sharpen my mower blades tomorrow.
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NickFun
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:18 pm
Looks like you sharpen them on your face.
I like peanut butter.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:31 pm
So do all the other kids.
I like Irish Gold Butter with added salt.
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firefly
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:33 pm
Your food preferences match those of an unsophisticated 4 year old, although they probably know how to make buttered toast, which is something you have yet to master.
I keep getting mosquito bites.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:35 pm
Living in a flea pit what do you expect?
I think it will be another hot one tomorrow.
Hi firefly :wink:
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firefly
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:53 pm
Hi, Mathos
Planning another torrid episode with one of the sheep tomorrow? Hasn't the RSPCA threatened to get after you for molesting those poor animals?
I wasted a lot of time today and didn't accomplish much.
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Mathos
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 04:56 pm
You obviously know the ceilings need painting.
I am driving to Chatsworth House on Sunday.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 7 Jul, 2006 11:49 pm
Another AA meeting, I suppose?
I'm watching the drunks walk by the cyber-cafe.
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firefly
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Sat 8 Jul, 2006 04:18 am
While sitting on the sidewalk because you're too drunk to even walk.
I must get more energy.
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NickFun
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Sat 8 Jul, 2006 08:03 am
Maybe lose a hundred pounds and get some exercise.
