Or the next day. Or indeed on any day in the future. You've been well and truly fired, and all employers warned against you, after the embezzlement and sexual harassment charges.
I shall wear a flower in my hair to my blind date so the guy will recognise me.
What will you do so he doesn't run when he sees you?
Today I'll get rid of a lot of old and boring DVD's and Xbox games.
Your job clearing out the stockroom really sounds thrilling--how can you stand such excitement? Maybe next week you'll get to throw out outdated catalogs.
I am anxious to try out my new vacuum cleaner.
I don't really wish to know what you do with your vacuum cleaner behind closed doors.
I'm going to give my kitchen a clean today.
Be sure to put on a Hazmat suit, with a compressed air supply, before you venture in that stinking cesspool of a room. When was the last time you cleaned it--when you celebrated the end of World War II?
I have a lot of laundry to do today.
firefly wrote:Be sure to put on a Hazmat suit, with a compressed air supply, before you venture in that stinking cesspool of a room. When was the last time you cleaned it--when you celebrated the end of World War II?
The truth hurts
I'm surprised you have lots of laundry as you never seem to change your clothes.
The sun's shining I think I'll give up on the kitchen and take the dog a walk.
Sounds like your kitchen is walking all by itself... probably you should set the dog onto clearing it up, if he's a good ratter.
I had a perfectly pleasant if unexciting lunch with the blind date.
He MUST have been blind!
I have today off!
Your off everyday.
This rain s quite welcome.
It's sunshine that YOU hate.
Must get up at 3AM tomorrow.
Isn't that usually when you go to bed?
I like Bette Davis movies.
It is nice when one sees one's contemporaries doing well in the movies, isn't it?
I have had my house revalued.
Value? Your house? ROFMAO I bet they told you that you'd have to pay someone to take it off your hands.
I wish I didn't have to work today.
So do your co-workers.
It's a lovely day today!
You should go on Jeopordy. Your category could be "The Totally Obvious."
I think I'll call my cousin tonight.
Horny again, are you?
I need to get out more.
You have to serve your time first.
I'm not having a haircut until April 2007 for a wager.
Your hair no longer grows, so that's not going to be that tough for you, baldie.
I'm going to buy a new car.
Another bloody American buying a gas-guzzling SUV and ruining the health of the planet.
I had a mammogram today.
Did you try to study for it, the way you did before you had your urine test?
I am going to a concert tomorrow night.
