Eating fruit AS WELL AS fish and chips and a deep-fried Snickers bar doesn't have a slimming effect.
I am going on an internet date tomorrow.
(Ooooh, do tell more?!)
Yeah, there's never enough surprises. I hope you sent him your *real* picture.
Two pounds are lost are back today, for no good reason.
(HooRAY! Now I can win.... but I haven't shifted a pound since we started, even though I've been living on apples, air etc.)
Well, if you call a plate of steak, fries, and creamed cauliflower followed by Sachertorte with double cream no good reason...
I sent the picture that accompanies this post. It's the only one I've got on the computer.
Obviously your computer has an "ugly reject" feature that prohibits you from uploading more pictures of yourself.
My birthday is tomorrow!
I might have known you were Cancer - moody, grudge-bearing, absurd sense of humour.
I'm going to watch 'Doctor Who' tonight.
No wonder you can only get dates off the internet.
If it doesn't stop raining, we might not get to see fireworks.
And, if you carry on about it, and kick the dayroom television, the staff will have to put you in the Quiet Room for the evening and you won't get a cupcake with a little flag on it.
The weather looks very threatening right now.
Mr. firefly says the same thing about you whenever you want to have sex.
I'd like to get a puppy.
I have a 245 1lb St Bernard on it's way round to you.
Italy beat Germany 2 goals to nil in extra time. Brilliant game
How is that fact about you? Do you think you ARE what happens on you TV?
I haven't seen a single football match the entire summer.
Your a boring fart Cy, didn't your daddy ever take you to as game as a kid?
I think I will be moving a couple of ton of golden shale stone up hill tomorrow in large buckets.
It would be more intelligent to load it onto a truck and drive it up but you're not very bright.
I am disppointed in America.
Think not what America can do for you, but what you can do for America.
Grinning like a Cheshire cat and wearing his red suit, what's in that pipe he's smoking; must be a communist.
I might just put £5..00 on France beating Portugal tomorrow.
That's your entire life savings!
I don't care who wins the World Cup. May the better team win!
Say's he with Bald and trendy on his nutter.
I might just be going to LA in November, I wonder if it will be hot.
If you show up, the FBI will definitely turn up the heat.
I've been getting lots of presents lately.
Going away presents. Everyone hopes the rumors are true.
I like living in LA.
Considering how often you are arrested for vagrancy, it's good you find their jail accommodations to your liking.
I just had some black raspberry ice cream for dessert.
Yawn! That's so .....pedestrian.
I've got chocolate covered pomegranite ice cream bars in my fridge.
And I swore that no one would be stupid enough to buy those over-priced, disgusting tasting, frozen pomegranate bars they make for dogs. You do realize those are made for dogs, don't you?
I don't have to work tomorrow.
