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The Insult Chain Game

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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jul, 2006 03:34 pm
These junkies think everythings ok


I have to give the dog a trim tomorrow.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 2 Jul, 2006 07:16 pm
Who's going to give you a trim?

I can't wait for the 4th of July! I love to watch fireworks!
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 02:47 am
I thought mangy animals were afraid of fireworks. Perhaps someone will tie one to your tail, stray cat... that would be a wakeup call! Evil or Very Mad

I am expecting the plumber to call me.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 03:31 am
So you didn't get enough the last time. Maybe this time you can have him look at your cistern too.



I am switching telephone subscription today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 04:06 am
Why bother, no one ever calls you. Haven't you noticed that even telemarketers hang up on you?

I think that snails have eaten my petunias.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 04:23 am
Glad you can get a bit of much needed protein by eating the snails. They go best with garlic butter.


I really should get on with something important now.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 04:48 am
Like posting another insult?




Can't find the card for my phone that I was supposed to switch to.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 04:55 am
Typical, all your stuff is in great piles all over the floor, and you live in a pig sty.

I'm going to enjoy the sunshine instead of doing something useful!
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 07:24 am
The last time you did anything useful, Victoria was on the throne,

I have to return some DVDs this morning.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 07:52 am
Through with the porn videos already?



This morning's coffee is a little slice of heaven.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 07:56 am
You mean some left in the plastic cups round the machine was still tepid?

I really must tidy my study.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 09:43 am
Time to bring in the dump truck and dumpster, eh?


I am wearing a ton of theatrical makup right now.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 09:46 am
NickFun wrote:
Time to bring in the dump truck and dumpster, eh?


Dat's not an insult, dat's de troof


You do realise nobody on these threads can see you, Nick, so you don't have to cover up your ugly mug?


I am going to have a cup of tea with 3 Korean students.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 12:08 pm
Nice of you to give them tea while you're holding them hostage.

We get to leave work early today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jul, 2006 01:30 pm
And you don't have to come back -- EVER!!!


I am sweating heavilly after running through the desert.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2006 03:58 am
And your body odor is strong enough to peel the paint off the walls.

I won't get to see any fireworks until the weekend.
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2006 05:02 am
Those underground cells are reserved for the very worst criminals.


I am not celebrating the loss of our American colony.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2006 08:31 am
You've taken to wearing black and getting drunk to mourn the loss, but your uncontrollable sobbing at the mere sight of the American flag is a bit over the top, don't you think?

I just fed my plants.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2006 08:40 am
Your "little Shop of Horrors" explains the neighbors that have gone missing.


I'm going to a fireworks picnic tonight with a few friends.
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jul, 2006 08:42 am
Maybe they could tie you to one and we can all say 'have a nice long journey' whilst waving and laughing.

I think I should eat some fruit.
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