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I don't care that stray cat went to the dentist.
I don't see why not. That's probably the most exciting news you've heard in a long time.
While I was at the dentist's office, I heard that England lost the game today. That gave me a chuckle.
That would be the drugs working on you.
When I was at the dentist recently he drilled in my tooth without anasthetic.
You were already so drunk and high on drugs you didn't need anesthetics.
I came home from the nursery with my car completely loaded with plants.
It's cheaper to grow your marijuana from seed.
I'm going to Liverpool this morning
The police already know, and they'll be waiting for you.
I love shopping online.
And we prefer you stay out of sight when you shop.
I'm in the mood for a snack.
You are obviously one of those guys whose mood never changes.
I went shopping at the Dollar Store yesterday.
On your measly salary, I'm surprised you can even afford that. But I hope you were able to pick up a new wardrobe.
I got a new pair of sandals.
They used to be boots but bits have dropped off.
I think there'll be a thunderstorm, I'd better get the cushions in from the garden.
That ain't thunderstorm. That's the beans you had for lunch talkin!
Eggs for lunch, anyone?
Eggs plural? And just how does your cholesterol level cope with that :S
I could have a glass of wine instead of dinner.
Isn't that you usual practice? Relax and starve.......great long term health plan
I'm saying hi to all my a2k friends.
(Nice to see you on line lola. (Spendius will be a happy man)
What friends?
I am suffering from sunburn today
You think it has anything to do with the thunderbolt you carry with you at all times?
I have to go back to work now.
Yea you better get back to work before someone takes your corner.
I had breakfast at the Marriot this morning.
You mean you ate one of the guest's complimentary continental breakfast.
I'm going for a walk.
Wow, all the way from your bed to the refrigerator.
I was out all day in the broiling sun.
Pay your rent and we will let you indoors.
I need to clean the pond pumps this week.
If you didn't use your pond as a toilet maybe the pumps wouldn't need cleaning.
I passed a drug test with flying colors.
