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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 12:39 pm
An oxo cube probably.




I am having a roasted corn reared chicken for dinner
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 01:59 pm
You reared it with a roasted corn? Poor chick.




I am rubber, you are glue Smile
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 01:59 pm
The neighbors beloved pet they used for eggs no doubt.


I just returned from a lovely barbecue.
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 03:38 pm
Singed on the outside and raw inside, as usually happens at these functions?



I got back home today and it's reaining Sad
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jun, 2006 03:42 pm
Why don't you start hitch-hiking to Siberia, it's snowing there.


I hope it clears up for tomorrow.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jun, 2006 05:06 am
If you go easy on the booze, it just might



My holiday started today, but I haven't recieved my paycheck yet.
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jun, 2006 05:08 am
Didn't you realise that you don't get paid for just sitting in front of the computer? You have to turn it on and do things on it.


I have unpacked most of my 4 months' worth of stuff.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jun, 2006 06:00 am
A shirt and a pair of panties is 4 months worth of stuff?

I am going to Maine this summer.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 08:24 am
Not if your parole officer has anything to say about it.

I am getting some faxes from my office.
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Clary
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 08:41 am
Shouldn't have that have been 'fixes' and not office but dealer?




I have a student renting a room here now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 01:45 pm
They must be pretty desperate if they're willing to live in that flea-ridden mess of a place you have.

I just had some luscious Key Lime pie.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 03:59 pm
You wouldn't know key lime pie from pigeon **** when you rummage in the garbage for offerings.


I wish they would get this system repaired and be quick about it.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 05:13 pm
There's nothing wrong with the system ... you're just an idiot.



I'm watching the Mets v. Red Sox game.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 05:13 pm
Yeah, it's not like you have a life or anything. You need A2K!!!

I just saw a hummingbird.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 10:16 pm
People often start to see those when they are going through withdrawls.


I had to shoot a scene in the desert today.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jun, 2006 10:31 pm
Memo from Network Executives:

Tell that godawful, untalented actor you're shooting a scene in the desert. Then see if you can ditch him there.


I have a citronella candle on my patio. It helps keep the bugs away.
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Clary
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jun, 2006 04:14 am
But the pile of horse manure in the hallway attracts them into the house.


A new plumber I've found is going to fix my old cistern.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 29 Jun, 2006 05:58 pm
Is that the sexy plumber with his butt crack sticking out?


I'd like to go sailing.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jun, 2006 07:43 am
We would all like you to go sailing.



I have to check the levels and tyre pressures on my wife's car
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jun, 2006 07:48 am
Now that you've insured your wife for $5 million, will you be cutting the car's brake lines too?

I am taking a mini-vacation from work.
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