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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:23 pm
MerlinsGodson wrote:
As someone else said recently - this explains all of the broken elliptical trainers.


You can't use my own insult back on me! Thppppppppppttttttttt!!!!



Johnny Damon - maybe if he doesn't trip over his armpit hair first.

I have a meeting at 3:00.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:24 pm
happy hour starts early today?

i got 9 pages written today!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:27 pm
Is that crayon single-spaced or crayon double-spaced.

I just broke a computer.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:31 pm
The idea is to tame them, not break them.

I gotta fart...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:35 pm
Glad to see a kind, sharing, open, honest guy...

People are in good mood today.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:37 pm
Then you showed up.

No soccer practice today - fields are flooded.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:47 pm
Aha, your team peed their pants again at the sight of the other team...

This desktop computer hums louder than my grandmother snores!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:50 pm
Is that what that is? I thought the hamsters were having sex again.

I like to hum.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 03:55 pm
So did the BlairWitch.

Errr, ok, lack of food and migraine combined tells me I should beat it and go home.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 05:29 pm
Prison life ain't easy is it?

I had rough day.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 05:51 pm
What, did somebody ask you to explain the answer to 1 + 1 = ... ?

Almost bedtime already again ...
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 05:54 pm
Who are you going to sleep with tonight?

I'm just relaxing.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 06:38 pm
Ah - they finally allowed you a temporary release from your straitjacket huh?

I'm not feeling very inspired, insult-wise.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 06:42 pm
YOUR having trouble acting like a PRICK?

My shift key keeps sticking!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 06:46 pm
<guffaws, and not for the first time>
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 06:49 pm
All right I'm putting the brakes on. What on earth does 'guffaws' mean.
Don't make me play the acronym game on the insult thread, that's to convoluted for my taste.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 06:55 pm
a guffaw is a loud, short laugh, usually brought on by the news that someone doesn't know what guffaw means.

I made a bench out of an old bed today.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 07:00 pm
I believe you and I'll bet it came out nice, <PAY ATTENTION SELF>, you cheap bastid, why don't you just shop at the Goodwill like the rest of us???????

My guinea pig is SO noisey.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 07:02 pm
Try changing positions. Maybe he's too excited.

I was inspired by Kicky's thread to buy a pair of jeans today. Now I have two.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 26 Oct, 2004 07:08 pm
Your on your way to being a Pillar of fashion.

I didn't feel like divulging my wardrobe rotation habit.
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