And probably a flea dip as well.
I think last night's dinner has upset my stomach.
I think your stomach has upset last night's dinner
I've just come home from work
He means he collected his benefits cheque.
I enjoy scuba diving.
Is that what you call it when you jump into the fountain to scoop up the coins?
I got a lot of compliments today.
Been talking to yourself again?
I'm getting sleepy
Been talking to yourself again? You could put anybody to sleep.
I need to get to bed early tonight.
5 customer night is it?
I had borage flowers sprinkled over my mangetouts last night.
You wouldn't know a mangetout from a pomegranate
I like peaches and cherries
Those are your two favorite hookers!
My girlfriend is hinting she wants to get married.
Unfortunately, not to you.
I have a lot of things on my mind.
Has the decision about whether you should roll the toilet paper over the top, or take it from the bottom, been keeping you up nights?
I have to buy some plants for my garden.
She's been digging in the park.
I hope Holland beat Argentina tonight.
2 Hours to kick off lads. :wink:
Why don't you get off your lazy butt and get some exercise, instead of just watching athletes on TV? You don't burn off many calories laying on your couch, looking like a beached whale.
I ddn't accomplish anything today.
Which is probably a good thing...
0:0 aint bad
That's about as high as you can count.
I think I'll make a salad for dinner.
That suits a tosser.
I think I will have some brown bread and cucumber.
It started off as white bread but got rancid with mold. I hate to think what those cucumbers looke like.
I am dining at Chez Mois this evening.
Rummaging in the pig swill again.
I think I should turn in right now
Yeah, that coming out stuff just doesn't work as a Boy Scout master.
I'm starving.
dont eat you are already fat enough
i had a great day
