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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 10:14 am
I'm surprised the sun could cover that much area.

I have a lot of cleaning to do today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 10:48 am
The Board of Health has condemned your home as a toxic waste dump again?


I may visit a nude beach this summer.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 11:22 am
As soon as you show up on the beach, the ocean will take out a restraining order against you.

Thursday was pay day, but I've already paid my bills.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 12:48 pm
What bills? You live in your car, eat out of dumpsters, and shoplift to get gas money. And the money you get for collecting deposit cans can hardly be called a "paycheck".

I am dealing with a very difficult situation.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 03:03 pm
It's not difficult. It's just you.



I am painting a really cool picture.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 03:10 pm
Ahh.. working on your psyche profile again..




I am insulting myself Confused
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 03:35 pm
Thats not hard to do.



I think I will dine out tomorrow.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 04:19 pm
I guess the Chinese "all you can eat" buffet does not allow take out. You'll be there from noon till midnight.


Gotta go shopping.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 17 Jun, 2006 05:19 pm
Stocking up on drugs and booze for the weekend?

I need to buy a new air conditioner.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 04:15 am
it will not matter unless you bathe your fur.



I drank so much yesterday, my head is on sideways.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 09:46 am
Your head is always on backwards, you drunken idiot.

I just had a great trip to the supermarket.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 01:00 pm
Your not pulling tricks in there are you?



Would you believe it, I just returned from Yorkshire.
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 02:41 pm
Ah, so the police finally caught up with you.



I am feeling very inspired these days
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 03:32 pm
You'll be crushing grapes next.


I am entered in the tug of war contest next Saturday,



(Yo Cy.. You ok Viking?)
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 03:43 pm
Just wrap the rope around your fat waist and no one will beat you.


I have a black belt in karate.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 03:59 pm
Is that something to do with karaoke?


I enjoy competing in trials of strength
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 04:06 pm
But isn't it embarrassing when the ladies at the Senior Citizens Center beat you every time?

I was just playing ball with my dog.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 04:31 pm
It must be a devil having no human friends to play with.



I need a new pair of trainers.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 05:22 pm
The first pair of trainers couldn't even get you housebroken. Maybe the second pair will do better.


I just finished my laundry.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jun, 2006 06:21 pm
That's good, a nerd like you needs plenty of clean pairs of white socks for the week.

I need a hair cut.
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