I'm surprised the sun could cover that much area.
I have a lot of cleaning to do today.
The Board of Health has condemned your home as a toxic waste dump again?
I may visit a nude beach this summer.
As soon as you show up on the beach, the ocean will take out a restraining order against you.
Thursday was pay day, but I've already paid my bills.
What bills? You live in your car, eat out of dumpsters, and shoplift to get gas money. And the money you get for collecting deposit cans can hardly be called a "paycheck".
I am dealing with a very difficult situation.
It's not difficult. It's just you.
I am painting a really cool picture.
Ahh.. working on your psyche profile again..
I am insulting myself
Thats not hard to do.
I think I will dine out tomorrow.
I guess the Chinese "all you can eat" buffet does not allow take out. You'll be there from noon till midnight.
Gotta go shopping.
Stocking up on drugs and booze for the weekend?
I need to buy a new air conditioner.
it will not matter unless you bathe your fur.
I drank so much yesterday, my head is on sideways.
Your head is always on backwards, you drunken idiot.
I just had a great trip to the supermarket.
Your not pulling tricks in there are you?
Would you believe it, I just returned from Yorkshire.
Ah, so the police finally caught up with you.
I am feeling very inspired these days
You'll be crushing grapes next.
I am entered in the tug of war contest next Saturday,
(Yo Cy.. You ok Viking?)
Just wrap the rope around your fat waist and no one will beat you.
I have a black belt in karate.
Is that something to do with karaoke?
I enjoy competing in trials of strength
But isn't it embarrassing when the ladies at the Senior Citizens Center beat you every time?
I was just playing ball with my dog.
It must be a devil having no human friends to play with.
I need a new pair of trainers.
The first pair of trainers couldn't even get you housebroken. Maybe the second pair will do better.
I just finished my laundry.
That's good, a nerd like you needs plenty of clean pairs of white socks for the week.
I need a hair cut.
