The Haldol injection must be working. When you wake up, the doctors might remove your restraints if you promise to behave yourself.
I am going to sign up for a course today.
You'll make a very good sewage maintenance worker, I'm sure.
When I get home I'm going to sign up for lots of courses.
You're already eating seven courses at each meal. Sign up for more!
I may take a CPR course.
Translation: I can't get anybody to kiss me when they are healthy
I'm wearing white socks today
And they look quite nerdy with those black shoes and black slacks, although the total effect blends with your stained white tee shirt.
I had a letter to mail and I missed the mailman.
You're all so full of shait, I can almost smell it.
Cyracuz does not understand how to use this thread which is not surprising considering his tiny brain.
I am sporting jeans and t-shirt.
Wearing your best clothes? What's the occasion?
I'm coaching baseball tonight.
Yeah...! You probably say the same thing about the sun...
I am getting the hang of this.
Don't give yourself too much credit.
People like me.
No ... people only tell you they like you because they feel sorry for you.
I forgot to set my VCR today to record the World Cup games.
Well, football is only for knuckleheads anyway.
I much prefer a good game of chess
translation: I watch other people play chess for hours so I can figure out how the pawns move.
I think my sandles look good with my shorts
If they match your shorts they must be fat sandals.
Just got back from a swim.
The only place that could hold you is the Pacific Ocean...hope you had a whale of a good time...
I'm watching football tonight.
Thank god you'll be off the streets.
I think the press in unfairly critical of England's performance.
Do you take everything as a comment on your own sexual prowess? Renew your Viagra prescription and see if that helps.
I was too tired to finish all of my work yesterday
Your getting old girl.
I am not going to watch another game in Germany.
Much easier just to sit in your chair and watch it on TV with beer dribbling down your face.
I like the World Cup games.
Then you're the reason there's war in the world.
The sun burnt my belly
