He wouldn't know a ref from a traffic warden.
I need two more tickets for the final.
to reach your final goal of 100 for indecent exposure at the playground?
I'm back in the states!
I will notify your parole officer.
I found an apartment.
That's what they call it in the advertisement but it's really only a large wheelie bin with running water - running down from the gutter above.
I am enjoying the peace and quiet of the French countryside.
So were other people until you showed up
I hate waking up early
It's called coming round and 3pm isn't early.
I'm just off for a cycle ride.
Off is about it, you can't seriously expect an ordinary bicycle to bear your colossal weight.
I'm about to have my first alcohol of the evening - a nice cool g and t.
After a couple I'm sure you will skip the t and head straight for the bottle as always.
I may have to reinstall Windows.
cutting holes in a cardboard box does not constitute re-installing windows
I have too much time on my hands today
Buy a smaller watch then.
I have a ton of small chippings to move tomorrow.
Next time just throw the bodies in a trunk like everybody else.
Im doing a sudoku
You'll do anything to avoid working, even trying a puzzle that's way beyond your ability.
My chocolate supply is running low.
And you have the munchies after smoking that joint...What a shame.
I must tune the car radio in for uninterrupted football coverage tomorrow.
Here's a tip. They actually sell radios you can listen to in your house. You don't have to sit in your car all day. Oh yeah, I forgot.....your car is your house....
One of my co-workers is on vacation, so I had to do some of her work, as well as my own, so I had a really busy day!
Gee, you had to empty the wastebaskets AND replace the water cooler cups. You must be mentally exhausted.
I need to get into some comfortable clothes.
firefly wrote:Gee, you had to empty the wastebaskets AND replace the water cooler cups. You must be mentally exhausted.
I need to get into some comfortable clothes.
the ones you're wearing are uncomfortable? What, Goodwill was out of your size last trip?
I need to make an appointment to get my back waxed again....
You better tell them to run a lawn mower over that before they wax it.
My co-worker went to Hawaii.
There's no need to be jealous!
I start my new job tomorrow :-D
Table Top Dancer at the Ugly Pussycat Lounge?
I'd like a new Ferrari.
I doubt your 1986 Yugo has that much trade in value.
I'm getting sleepy.
