With your usual mixture--a quart of orange juice and a litre of Vodka? Just a little eye-opener to get your day started?
I am considering making some bacon and eggs.
You could be rich, if cholesterol was money.
I think I'm going to write in my diary now.
"Another meaningless dull day down the drain", sums it up--just like all your other days.
I just watched a disturbing movie.
Was it about your family?
I am reading a great book!
Dr Seuess classic The Cat in the Hat. You should have it finished by Tuesday.
I am reading Discover magazine.
Anything with pictures in.
Looks like a storm is brewing here.
Did your wife try to slip arsenic into your tea again? Guess she's more than a little miffed at you.
Think I'll putter in the garden today.
She's probably burying the cat.
I have to repair a puncture in my wheelbarrow.
Next time you put a body in the wheelbarrow make sure it's dead so you don't have to go shooting holes in it.
I hear a fog horn in the distance.
His memories of San Quentin no doubt.
I saw a fantastic Shire horse earlier today.
And I bet you pointed and yelled, "Look, a horsie! Horsie, horsie!" Were there pictures of piggies and chicks in your book too?
I finally found something I've been looking for.
Her mind no doubt.
I need a paint brush
To paint over your ugly face.
My 46th birthday is next month.
46 and looks like Yoda.
Out in the sun all day tomorrow.
To give you an excuse for looking like a prune?
I've had enough of football on TV
You must be very ill.
I want it to last forever.
Can you manage to stay sober for a whole game?
Nice to see Australia win.
Win what?
I'm putting my new hammock up tomorrow.
That tent you got at the army supply store? It's still not strong enough to hold you.
I'm going to watch the movie "Camille" with Greta Garbo on TV tonight.
Doesn't she smell a bit?
The standard of refereeing is poor
