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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:30 pm
About to head out the door... what are you doing?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:31 pm
Just going to feed the dog.


I have a lot to do tomorrow though.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:35 pm
You shouldn't be such a procrastinator.


I'm off now... back in a bit.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:39 pm
Take care sweet lady.


The dog wants a ham shank.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:44 pm
Did he specifically tell you he wants a ham shank? Might I suggest therapy and anti-psychotics?


I just returned from Vegas,
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 02:12 pm
That cross dresser from LA gets about a lot, he must be on phet.


The dog bit my hand.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 03:54 pm
You shouldn't have tried to grab his willy, should you?

What a day this has been.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2006 07:45 am
I can imagine. Getting out of bed must have been a bitch!




One step closer to home!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jun, 2006 11:12 am
Only another 3,096,095 steps to go! If your wife is lucky you'll never make it!



I'm going to do some yoga tomorrow.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 12:12 am
In your sad shape you need a lot more than yoga.






I got sunburned the other day
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 12:17 am
ralpheb wrote:
In your sad shape you need a lot more than yoga.


I got sunburned the other day


You should learn to wear a sunhat, chrome-dome

I think I'll cut the grass today
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 12:49 am
Last time you did that you got arrested for drug posesion




I bought the wife and kids some jewelry
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 09:12 am
Handcuffs are your idea of "jewelry"?

I just conferred with a painter.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 09:50 am
She wants Mona firefly as her avi.


Taking a drive to Saddleworth Moors tomorrow.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 12:20 pm
Take some spirits of ammonia with you in case you pass out from the excitement.

I'm having some pizza for lunch.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 02:17 pm
Bet the Domino's delivery guy never guessed that those three large sized pies were all just for you--that kind of gluttony is hard to believe.

I got a real surprise this morning.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 03:45 pm
What happened, your punter left a two bit tip?


I need a new hammock
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 03:57 pm
After you fell through your last one? Why not try shedding a couple hundred pounds before trying the "hammock thing" again.


I did yoga this morning.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:34 pm
Is that what the hooker called it when she tied your feet to the bed posts and told you that would cost another 50 bucks?

I don't know what to make for dinner.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 10 Jun, 2006 04:57 pm
Don't make mine again, I was ill for days last time.



Must remember to fuel up in the morning.
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