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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 10:51 pm
A "Cappuccino" is a mob boss. I assume he also spent the night.


I need some new jeans.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 11:48 pm
They won't help, you'll still look like an unkempt bum.

I went to three stores and still couldn't find what I was looking for.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 6 Jun, 2006 11:52 pm
Sorry, they don't sell white trash in stores.


I'm hungry!
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 12:08 am
What else is new? Isn't it about time you looked into Overeaters Anonymous?

I am trying to to pick out new kitchen wallpaper.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 08:40 am
Perhaps get something is a "spattered mess" style so people won't notice your spattered messes!


Gotta drive 100 miles tomorow.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 09:38 am
Is that as far as you're allowed to go on your parole conditions?


This coffee tastes great!
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 11:00 am
Does the soup kitchen give you a doughnut with that?

I am tackling a big job.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 11:23 am
Why bother, you know you're going to fail.


I can type 100 wpm.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 12:11 pm
So can I - 100 wpm. See? Actually, I can do it 5 times. 100 wpm 100 wpm 100 wpm 100 wpm 100 wpm. Who does all your other typing for you?


I hope my last insult didn't scare Mathos away!
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 12:22 pm
That was your last insult and why would it scare Mathos away? Do you think he's afraid of a little nitwit like you?


This is a great cheese scone!
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 01:19 pm
Mame wrote:
That was your last insult and why would it scare Mathos away? Do you think he's afraid of a little nitwit like you?


This is a great cheese scone!


Your fifteenth cheese scone, and you're having it with a diet Pepsi?

Shorts and T-shirt weather here today
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 01:45 pm
Please don't dress like that - you'll freak everyone out, lardo.


I'm about to go for a drive.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 02:45 pm
Off in the limo with Try I bet.


I think I will go out on my motorcycle tomorrow.
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 7 Jun, 2006 03:17 pm
Mid-life crisis, or is it later than that?

It's nearly time to turn in
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 12:40 pm
Do you Liverpudlians still turn in to eat your scouse?



I have to climb on the roof and up the chimney stack tomorrow to paint the weather vane.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:07 pm
Whereas a smart approach might be to bring the weather vane down, and paint it safely & properly on the ground.

Anyway I'm off out to the pub
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:19 pm
Looking for scraps again, McT?


I'm about to go out for lunch at a sushi bar.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:23 pm
The woman is demented with fish.


I think I will have a few oysters tonight.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:23 pm
Look who's talking ...

I love avocado rolls.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 8 Jun, 2006 01:27 pm
I love rolls in bed with honey.. :wink:


What are you doing now honey?
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