It's a good thing none of us live within a hundred miles of you and your dilapidated shed.
I think I'm going to be rich!
Rich in fart smells, maybe!
I'd love to go sailing.
I'll join you on a slow boat to China :wink:
How could anyone inslut Mame?
INSLUT??? You just insulted her worse than any of us could have!!!
I'm going to Sedona, AZ this weekend.
A bit of luck and they may just keep you there.
Gee! He is one ugly guy.
But he's been keeping you for years, so you shouldn't bad mouth him.
I love to see my flowers.
When you grow them in the fridge they are called; fungi
I think I will build a tree house
yeah, you look stupid sitting in that bird's nest.
I'm going to make a big salad.
That's the idea - now maybe you will lose a few pounds.
I'd love to have a cuppa right about now.
Cuppa what? That leftover vermin that's been sitting on your stove since last Tuesday? Go for it!
I'd like to go white water rafting soon.
They gonna use you as the raft, bubba?
I had a strange dream last night
Did you dream about your mother again?
I'm a little hungry.
A "little hungry" means you are about to scarf down enough food to feed a small village--and, for you, that's only a snack, tubby.
I was actually happy to get a letter from the IRS yesterday.
How sad, but at least somebody is talking to you.
The sun is out the sky is blue I have lots of things to do.
And writing decent poetry obviously isn't among them.
I am trying to decide whether to wash my hair now.
Will you hand-wash it, or put it in the machine?
It's time to go out to the bank
Another hoist on the horizon.
I was just listening to Lorrie Morgan on the radio.
... and the next thing you thought to do was to display for the rest of us the minutia of your very boring life?
I'm working hard today.
You sure are, clicking on all these topics-- I hope you didn't work up a sweat typing that post.
I love the Spring weather.
She calls herself the human trampoline.
My wifes birthday on Saturday, I have bought her 2 lb of sugar and a bag of flour.
