You said you couldn't insult Mame but you seem to have no problem insulting your wife!
I am sipping a cup of ginseng tea.
LOLOLOL
2 bags of sugar and a bag of flour?????
LOLOL
I'd be smacking you upside your head, M!
Nickfun... sip sip sip away on your tea, honey- you gotta get rid of at least 70 pounds...
It's time for me to quit work for the day.
You can work on me any time of day Mame.
Her lips are driving me craZY :wink:
You're already crazy, big boy...
I have to take my red pouty lips and go home... see y'all a little later tonight... or tomorrow...
Night Mame.
Don't start Nick, or I'll alter the way you look.
What are you now? A gay hairstylist?
Mathos wants to beat me up! Should I shiver?
hint you wont shiver if you put your shirt back on and please do its hidious
im looking forward to the snow season
What are you, a bloody Eskimo?
Some people don't know how lucky they are.
Everyone is lucky who lives at least a hundred miles from you!
I'm thinking of getting a crew cut.
To go with the bolt in your neck?
Every cloud has a silver lining
Are you seeing things again?
This is my last day of work at my present job.
Canned AGAIN??? Don't worry! There's lots of low-paying jobs for people with little or no talent!
Just came back from an audition to play a psychopath.
Talk about type casting.
I have been getting estimates for home improvements.
Why don't you go to a beauty salon and get an estimate?
I think there's a mockingbird living in the tree outside my window. Late at night he wakes me up with all of his bird calls.
He seems to have joined the rest of the neighborhood in mocking you. Wait until the catcalls begin, you can kiss your sleep goodbye.
I was just awakened by a wrong number.
let's go out on a limb here and say it's because noone would call you intentionally.
It's almost time to go home
Where do homeless people go when they go home?
I think I'll have French Toast for breakfast tomorrow.
the released the menu at the soup kitchen already?
there's too many flies around
That's what happens when you haven't bathed for 6 months.
Just returned from a soiree
Is that what they call Karaoke Night at your pool hall, or were you picked for another evening lineup at the police precinct?
I feel half asleep this morning.
