Whats your idea of wonderful, Dracula has risen from the grave?
I've tied a dog to the tree, got thaty daft cat really on one now!
Maybe if you said something the rest of us could understand we'd be able to comment.
Just had a tasty Subway sub.
Did you pay for it?
The dog doesn't like being tied to the tree.
And he will prove it by bitting you when you go to untie him. Serves you right.
I am organizing a plan.
loads of sence there you plan to plan something
im looking for a $2 coin under couch
With all the debris under there you'll never find it.
I'm about to start straightening up.
After all those years curled up in bed this ought to be interesting.
I think my monitor may be going bad.
No, the monitor's fine, it's your eyesight that's going. Excessive masturbation, most likely, is the cause.
I wonder what my new neighbors will be like.
If they are in the cell next door, they will be just like you. Guilty as charged!
I think I will go for a walk down by the creek.
Why not wade in, so you can study the alligators more closely. It should be just about their mealtime.
It has been a strange day.
No stranger than all your other days, no doubt.
It's a little cool outside today.
Would you like me to warm you up?
I would never let a beautiful woman shiver.
However, the woman would rather shiver than have YOU warm her up. That would make her shiver from fright!
I suspect my girlfriend is working for Homeland Security.
Yes, she mentioned she told you that, last night.
It seems the dog has taken the tree for a walk.
Newsflash: Those weren't portobello shrooms you ate.
Some plumbers did some work in my building, now I've got some flooding in my bedroom.
Actually, that's the landlords way of saying "get out!"
Too many people in the pool so I'll go out for a jog instead.
Any excuse to avoid cleaning yourself up.
Soon be 'World Cup' time..
Too bad for your team the US is gonna win
I think I may take up football
That might help you pass your time in the prison yard, and you certainly need the exercise.
I think I will put off buying a new car.
Good idea, now you can buy shoes and food for your six kids
I think I will invite all forum members to a party
