You should be good at that; Wind bag.
I think I will go swimming this evening.
I'll warn the little kids and pensioners.
I might go swimming this afternoon.
That kind of water displacement in times of drought is being extremely selfish, as usual.
I need to buy some new denims and a leather belt today
Need is the wrong word, you are just indulging your greed for yet more possessions.
My chewing gum is losing its flavour.
So what? You only use it to keep your dentures in place.
I am going to have a wild salmon salad for lunch.
Your idea of a seafood Salad Bar is diving into all the dumpsters behind the fish restaurants for your lunch. Doing it in the nude does make it rather wild.
I am doing some interior decorating.
Just as long as you realise that turd-brown is not the in colour this season, especially when teamed with lilac and orange drapes.
The flat I'm staying in is furnished in impeccable Indian taste.
So, your teepee has no running water.
I'm going to the lake tonight.
Hope it's the one with the short pier you have been advised to take a long walk along.
As it's fine, I shall go shopping.
Try paying for it this time, or else you will be locked up again.
Tis extremely windy in the north of England today.
Trust you keep your wig on, then.
It's sultry in the Wienerwald today.
No it's not, you're just having your usual menopausal hot flashes.
I just made up my shopping list.
So that's your creativity test for this week over. Now see if you can make up something a leetle more exciting.
I walked all round the town for an hour just now.
And the police were tailing your every step. INTERPOL will soon join them.
Better not make any extended travel plans, your trip may soon come to an abrupt halt.
I'm going to try to groom my dog.
Um - beaniebaby dogs don't need grooming.
My son wants to go to the Opera tonight.
He'd probably love to go anywhere, just to get away from you.
I really love having a cell phone.
Wow, these American prisons are getting so sophisticated - phones in every cell!
I bought a Linzertorte for tonight.
Trying to maintain your weight so you can continue with your Sumo wrestling, or is your bulimia just kicking in again?
I get too much junk mail.
As it's all you get, you should be grateful - most people in your prison get none at all.
It was nice meeting Ul from A2K yesterday.
You wouldn't think so if you knew what Ul was saying about you after the meeting.
I wonder how my kitchen would look painted red.
