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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 11:06 am
Try slitting your wrists and do the whirling dervish dance, that should give you an idea.


I have a blue and white kitchen.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 12:48 pm
She means blue pipes and white electric cables running across unfinished walls and surfaces.


I think I will let Chef have Sunday and Monday off, I will dine out.
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Clary
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 02:51 pm
Big Macs are addictive, they say.


I've been phoning round the world on Skype.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 03:02 pm
And those poor souls thought you had gone forever.


I wouldn't be without my mobile.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 05:33 pm
its amazing the objects we cling to at insecure times in our pitifull lives


i love chocolate
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 05:59 pm
Judging by the size of your hips and butt, it's more of an obsession than a love.

I bought a talking tire pressure gauge.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Fri 19 May, 2006 06:05 pm
they are for the blind or vision impaired, not the stupid or lazy. even this gadget would wont be idiot proof put it down before you damadge something.

pogo sticks are fun
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Clary
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 12:36 am
Especially if inserted into the right people, like you.



Gong to Slovakia today I think.
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soul collector
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 01:18 am
learn to spell better

im board
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 02:39 am
If by "board" you mean flat, thick, and dead wood, I'd certainly agree with you. That about sums up your personality.

I am thinking of buying a new computer.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 01:16 pm
Another credit card fraud on the horizon.



I'd take her out if I wasn't so afraid of being recognised with her.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 01:35 pm
You better hope the police don't recognize you from all the "Wanted" posters.

I've got a bet on a horse in the Preakness race today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 02:15 pm
Pity you bet your house on that nag that's going to lose. Since you don't have a car, I guess tomorrow will see you back to living on the streets.

I have been working in the garden.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 02:17 pm
Must be lay in the hey day again.


I'd be worried if she came to live in our small hamlet
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 04:53 pm
I'd be worried if you actually started to form rational thoughts.

I am very much like Jesus was.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Sat 20 May, 2006 05:38 pm
I am so pleased you have seen the light



I do admire the change in kickycan
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 03:53 am
You should, compared to you he's a saint--and that's not saying much for either of you.

I love a fresh bagel in the morning.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:24 am
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can I be insulted please - I've been away for ages, and I miss a good insult!
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Clary
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:27 am
I suppose you think it's OK to giggle into your hand about leaving the threads in the hands of nincompoops and loonies for so long, you unkind woman.


I have just welcomed smorgs back to the thread.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 21 May, 2006 04:32 am
You didn't have the guts to tell her that no one even noticed she was gone, you namby pamby wimp.

I made my dog look great.
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