And you should be in a cage. Sometimes life just ain't fair.
I'm thnking of buying a ferret.
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Mon 8 May, 2006 04:09 pm
Get him a t-shirt that says, "I'm with the other weasel."
I'm going to read now.
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firefly
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Mon 8 May, 2006 04:52 pm
Still trying to master the instructions on the Corn Flakes box? You just put some in a bowl with milk, you dummy. You do know how to get the milk container open, don't you?
I'm going to oven roast some asparagus to go with my chicken dinner tonight.
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Stray Cat
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Mon 8 May, 2006 07:14 pm
Try putting the asparagus in a baking dish this time, so it doesn't slip through the oven rack.
I'm watching Apprentice.
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firefly
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Tue 9 May, 2006 12:09 am
The words, "You're fired" must be very familiar to you, since you've heard them from every boss you've ever had.
I worked a 14 hour day today.
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Mathos
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Tue 9 May, 2006 01:57 pm
Those brothel owners need locking up.
I saw a woman drive into a lamppost today, seemed quite normal I suppose.
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firefly
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Wed 10 May, 2006 01:37 am
Given all the fellow drunks you hang out with, I guess that is pretty normal. Isn't it high time you lushes all threw away your car keys and used a taxi to get you home from the pub?
I was feeling ill yesterday.
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NickFun
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Wed 10 May, 2006 03:28 pm
Another hangover and indigestion from overeating again?
I'm working seven days a week for the past month.
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Ticomaya
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Wed 10 May, 2006 03:30 pm
.... and boy are your knees tired.
I'm going to go hit baseballs with my boys after work.
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firefly
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Thu 11 May, 2006 06:13 am
They'll hit the balls, but you'll just be fanning the air with your bat. You couldn't hit the side of a barn.
I am so glad it is going to rain.
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NickFun
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Thu 11 May, 2006 03:42 pm
I'll bet you'll be overjoyed if you get hit by lightning.
I decided against buying a ferret. They smell bad.
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firefly
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Fri 12 May, 2006 04:16 am
Not half as bad you do.
My dog hates going out in the rain.
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Rod3
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Fri 12 May, 2006 05:04 am
I would of thought that anything would be acceptable rather than staying in with you.
Down to 3 shirts I'd better start ironing.
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firefly
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Fri 12 May, 2006 08:11 am
This time, try washing the shirts first, you nitwit.
I already gave my mother her Mother's Day gift.
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Rod3
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Fri 12 May, 2006 11:38 am
Are you sure she'll like bungie jumping?
I'm out for a few beers tonight.
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firefly
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Fri 12 May, 2006 02:46 pm
Rod3 wrote:
I'm out for a few beers tonight.
Translation: I'm really going to tie one on.
Better wear Depends, you know when you drink you can never make the bathroom.
I've been having a quiet day.
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Montana
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Sat 13 May, 2006 05:21 am
No friends, eh?
I have the flu and took the day off from work.
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Mathos
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Sat 13 May, 2006 07:26 am
A phone in sick-aholic.
Cup final today!
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firefly
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Sat 13 May, 2006 09:07 am
Is that the Drinking Cup competition at your local pub? The one which is won by the last man to pass out? With your hollow leg, that's probably the only contest you'll ever win.
