Just a bit? You can't listen to it all the way through? You admire fleas for their long attention spans!
I have a pretty nice tan.
Thats not a tan, its rust you clown!
I need a relaxing massage.
Nice excuse for visiting Yummie Massage Parlor.
I am watching Star Trek TNG.
You look like 'a clinger on the starboard bow'
I wish I knew the way to yummie massage parlour.
I'm sure that, if you found the place, no one there would be willing to put their hands on you. There are limits to what people will do, even for money.
I might go look at a used car tomorrow.
All you can do is look, on two tricks a night at 5 dollars each, your always going to be a walker.
Some women really amuse me.
bordem
bored bored bored
shud i top myself or go shopping? the nxt person to write bak decides my fate so plz consider it.
I think you should skip shopping and instead take a course in how to write a coherent sentence in proper English--and you should probably take a remedial reading course as well. Your brain seems to have atrophied from spending too much time in chat rooms.
I am dealing with a difficult situation.
Still trying to get your fat arse in the diddy thong?
Think I will go swimming tomorrow.
Don't forget your cement overshoes.
I have a new toilet seat.
Now all you need is a toilet.
I like cushioned toilet seats. They're not cold.
If you lived in a place with indoor plumbing, you wouldn't have to use that cold outhouse, and your backside wouldn't be covered with ink from the old newspapers you use for cushioning.
My gardener is finally going to show up today to mow my lawn.
Your looking after the sheep again.
I I enjoy dunking ginger nuts.
You enjoy anything that doesn't involve any work or effort, you lazy bum.
I just bought some beautiful plants.
She's been digging up wildflowers from the motorway enbankment.
I like to see a woman all muddy in the garden.
After you dig the hole and throw the bodies in.
I don't feel my age at all.
Admit it, you've no feelings at all.
I'm going to take some pics for a photography competition today.
Your usual pornographic entries? Weren't you permanently banned from that competition?
I am planning my summer garden.
They actually let you have a window box in your cell then?
Most women need locking up.
Why, to keep them from running away from you? And who could blame them?
My favorite TV shows are on tonight.