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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 3 May, 2006 03:35 pm
Just a bit? You can't listen to it all the way through? You admire fleas for their long attention spans!


I have a pretty nice tan.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 3 May, 2006 04:03 pm
Thats not a tan, its rust you clown!

I need a relaxing massage.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 3 May, 2006 04:23 pm
Nice excuse for visiting Yummie Massage Parlor.


I am watching Star Trek TNG.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Wed 3 May, 2006 04:36 pm
You look like 'a clinger on the starboard bow'

I wish I knew the way to yummie massage parlour.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 May, 2006 05:11 pm
I'm sure that, if you found the place, no one there would be willing to put their hands on you. There are limits to what people will do, even for money.

I might go look at a used car tomorrow.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 4 May, 2006 02:39 pm
All you can do is look, on two tricks a night at 5 dollars each, your always going to be a walker.


Some women really amuse me.
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liz999
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 05:09 am
bordem
bored bored bored
shud i top myself or go shopping? the nxt person to write bak decides my fate so plz consider it.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 07:16 am
I think you should skip shopping and instead take a course in how to write a coherent sentence in proper English--and you should probably take a remedial reading course as well. Your brain seems to have atrophied from spending too much time in chat rooms.

I am dealing with a difficult situation.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 03:33 pm
Still trying to get your fat arse in the diddy thong?


Think I will go swimming tomorrow.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 5 May, 2006 04:34 pm
Don't forget your cement overshoes.


I have a new toilet seat.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 12:32 am
Now all you need is a toilet.

I like cushioned toilet seats. They're not cold.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 03:38 am
If you lived in a place with indoor plumbing, you wouldn't have to use that cold outhouse, and your backside wouldn't be covered with ink from the old newspapers you use for cushioning.

My gardener is finally going to show up today to mow my lawn.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 04:11 pm
Your looking after the sheep again.


I I enjoy dunking ginger nuts.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 04:21 pm
You enjoy anything that doesn't involve any work or effort, you lazy bum.

I just bought some beautiful plants.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 04:29 pm
She's been digging up wildflowers from the motorway enbankment.


I like to see a woman all muddy in the garden.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 6 May, 2006 05:35 pm
After you dig the hole and throw the bodies in.



I don't feel my age at all.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 7 May, 2006 02:14 am
Admit it, you've no feelings at all.


I'm going to take some pics for a photography competition today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 7 May, 2006 06:51 am
Your usual pornographic entries? Weren't you permanently banned from that competition?

I am planning my summer garden.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 7 May, 2006 03:05 pm
They actually let you have a window box in your cell then?


Most women need locking up.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 7 May, 2006 03:58 pm
Why, to keep them from running away from you? And who could blame them?

My favorite TV shows are on tonight.
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