Shouldn't you wait until you are no longer living in your car? Where would you keep it, in the trunk, you nitwit? You do know know those won't work off your car antenna, don't you? Well, in your case, you probably don't know that. Yeah, sure, go ahead and get one. It'll be a real status symbol in your beat up '89 Chevy.
I am finally getting organized.
Yes, just the parole officer to see. Don't get carried away though, you will be back in the slammer before Christmas, your institutionalised.
A kestrel is eating a wood pigeon on the hill.
Glad the bucolic setting of your asylum allows you such fine views of nature. When will you be allowed to walk the grounds without an escort?
I just bought some new clothes.
I know your sort, all furs and no knickers.
I need to go on a diet.
You and that fat puddin' firefly, the furniture stores seem a good investment to me.
I'm glad I look after my body.
I am too. No one else will.
I had French Toast for breakfast.
You mean a cremated baguette.
The perfect continental breakfast in my book, is a; roll in bed with honey.
All the more reason you should change your sheets more often than you do now, you slob.
I think I found a car I like.
A Humvee!
Women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
You think that way because every woman you've ever known has tried to run you over.
My girlfriend is an actress.
She'd need to be to pass the time with you.
Women are such delicate creatures.
Is that because you canty help but crush them under your massive amounts of blubber?
I am sanding the stair rail
I can't insult you, personally I'd bathe you in nectar and keep you wrapped up for playtime.
I wish all women looked like Shari.
Even if they did, none of them would still bother with you.
I've got to buy some office supplies.
Tipex and erasers, never mind you will get it right one day.
I walked up Beacon Fell early this morning, it was cold, wet and windy, thoroughly enjoyable though.
Cold, wet and windy are your favorites. It's warm and sunny you can't stand you pessimist.
It's hot in Phoenix today.
Wow! You sure are into penetrating observations of complex current events, aren't you?. What's coming next, "At night it gets dark in Phoenix"?
I still have work to do before I can go to bed.
Up against a wall again !
I find myself lost for words this evening.
Thank heavens, it will be a relief not to hear anything from you.
I am so tired my eyes hurt.
They say it makes you blind.
Listening to a bit of Tom Paxton at the moment.
