Smashing it up and getting it repaired seems to be a weekly thing for you.
I found out bleach kills grass.
Too bad you can't smoke mulch. Or have you?
I think I'm coming down with something. I'm going to bed early tonight.
Breaking an acrylic nail is not a fatal condition, you wimpy hypochondriac.
I need to get more sleep.
I have told you before 'Pot Head' leave the amphetamines alone.
I am going to have a schooner of 'Taylors Port'
A schooner is a 74 foot sailing vessel. Guess we won't be seeing you on this thread for a long time.
I'd like to be very rich.
Maybe if we paid you in pesos you'd have a six figure salary.
I'm thawing beef.
Got your pecker caught in one of those frigid women you bring home?
I made a dentist appointment today.
I thought you simply dropped them off and collected them later!
The cat is digging holes in the flower beds again.
Maybe he would stop doing that if you fed him once in a while.
I sold my parrot to a friend and my parrot loves his new home.
He's probably ecstatic to be away from you and out of the dump he was living in.
I got some good news today.
Parole coming up?
I have a great number of birds nesting in the grounds and outbuildings this year.
It's still better than the out house that you nest in.
I have Spring time allergies.
Yes, you bounce around like a rubber ball.
My dog loves cat pie.
He and the neighbors would probably be happier if you fed him something else for a change.
I'm thinking of buying a new car.
What for? The bank will only wind up repossessing that one too, just like the last three you bought.
I have to assemble some furniture today.
If you lost some weight fatty, you wouldn't keep breaking it.
I had to repair a puncture on my wheelbarrow today.
A wheelbarrow--boy, you really use high tech machinery, don't you? A wheelbarrow is just about your speed, you deadhead.
I'm about to assemble some more furniture.
McDonalds customer of the year!
I have a frog with three eyes in my pond.
The frog only has two eyes--it's time for you to sober up, you lush.
I have been throwing out some junk.
That's everything you own!
I may buy a HDTV soon.
