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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 08:35 am
That must mean you scraped together the money to buy a new supply of drugs. Still snatching purses from old ladies, you cad?

I'm going to get rid of a lot of clutter today.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:11 am
It's about time. You bring a whole new meaning to the word "junkie."

My bathroom is very clean.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:14 am
I was wondering when you were going to get around to cleaning it.



Gonna make some T-bones on the fire pot tonight.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:22 am
Too bad all you have are the bones you found in the neighbors trash...(and by the way they're from the missing Mrs.Errington)


I don't feel much like doing anything today.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:24 am
Those words will be perfect on your tombstone.

I'll bet I have the cleanest toilet in the neighborhood.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:26 am
Mainly because you and your family lap water out of it all the time (and for the record the town dump isn't usually considered a neighborhood)



Just remembered I have to get some groceries today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:31 am
9 Lives is 4 cans for a dollar. Don't miss the savings!


My mom seems to be becoming forgetful.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:32 am
Sturgis at McDonalds: How much is a week's supply of Big Macs and fries?

I'm going to listen to my two favorite funny DJ's on the internet.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:32 am
Why bother?...nobody will eat your cooking

I wish I could get a raise
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:36 am
Perhaps if you ever did anything other than sleep at the job site you would. Good thing the owners are your parents or you'd be out the door in a flash.




Running out of patience with the internet today.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 10:36 am
You have to get a job to get a raise.

I had scrambled eggs for breakfast.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 12:05 pm
They compliment your brains!


Some people eat cats.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 12:16 pm
You however only eat the labels from cat food cans since cats are smart enough to steer clear of you and you can't figure out how to open the can.





The water faucet has sprung a leak.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 12:19 pm
Well, your used to living in a bog!


I might stroll down to the local this evening.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 07:04 pm
Why don't you stroll down to the local police? They've been waiting to catch you -- The Masked Spam Snatcher -- for some time now.

I can't believe the weekend's almost over!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 23 Apr, 2006 07:08 pm
Then stagger home. Don't get arrested for lewd behavior again.


I am watching America's Funniest Videos.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 05:17 am
Those must be the home movies of your crazy dysfunctional family. The one showing your uncle Louie's arrest must be a real knee slapper.

I have no idea what to wear to work today.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 09:48 am
What does it matter? As soon as you're there you have to strip off.



Time for dinner, bangers and mash today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 03:28 pm
The Monday prison menu never varies, does it?

I just had my car repaired.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 24 Apr, 2006 04:02 pm
Where did you send it, the antique road show?


I'm driving to Jodrel Bank on Thursday.
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