Oh, you're being deported....what a shame!
I havent eaten yet today.
you can stand to miss a couple meals
we had a dust storm today
You mean you swept your bedroom out.
I enjoyed a car journey today..
you got arrested at the playground again?
i keep getting bit my mosquitos
Wherever man shall go mosquito will go too; It therefore follows, 'Man will never be alone'
See at last you have real friends.
I need a shave.
then the fleas wont have any place to live
I'm on my second bottle of water
And your third bottle of Scotch. Have you called your A.A. sponsor lately?
I love playing word games.
but at your age you should be getting passed the 3 letter words
ive been getting rid of my uni brow
With all that hair on your forehead, how can you even find it?
After I finish my apple pie I'm going to bed.
is that your 3rd or 4th apple pie? cuz I know you weren't talking slices.
I need to go to the post office after work
Want to rip your photo off the FBI poster on the wall?
Now I am definitely going to sleep.
I guess the three bottles of brandy finally kicked in.
I have to clean my bathroom now.
After all these years? Start with the toilet. That's a months worth of work right there.
I'm off to another audition.
Where you will undoubtedly be rejected...again.
I need to go to Home Depot.
Planning a chain saw massacre to get yourself noticed?
I can't decide how to make the chicken cutlets for dinner.
Too drunk to remember a recipe?
Time to retire to bed with a good book.
You do that in all your posts Rod. Maybe get out of bed for a change?
Just went for a long swim.
Too bad the sharks missed you. Why not go back in, they might have better luck the next time.
I am very glad it's raining.
So you can finally bathe?
I am sleepy tonight.
How many times have I told you to leave the marijuana alone, pot head?
I'm resting nice and comfortable today.
