Tired of working on your back?
I have a very important meeting soon.
I don't think meetings with prostitutes are considered important.
My cat is so pretty.
That's a cat? I thought you weren't wearing pants.
I had teriyaki beef for lunch.
You do realize that it was actually montanas cat, right?
I just signed my friend up on A2K.
Now she can come on this thread and you can insult her like you've always wanted to.
I hope to find buried treasure in the mountains.
then you can bury yourself with it and hopefully nobody will find you
I'm listening to Skid Row
You mean you're living ON Skid Row.
Flying off to Boston this weekend.
Snorting coke, while watching the Red Sox game on TV, isn't exactly "flying off to Boston", you creep.
I have to get my house painted.
I didn't know they could paint cardboard
I still have the sniffles
Yeah, but aren't you glad you got rid of that other thing you had ;-)
The sun finally came out today.
so your gonna show us a moon next?
I have a writers block.
I just ate some cottage cheese.
... to go with your cheesy personality.
That wasn't a very good insult.
But for you it's the best you can do.
I just got finished cleaning my shop
Pushing a broom is about the extent of your talents.
I need to reseed my lawn.
you need to clean the rusted cars out of it first
I like the simplicity of life
That's because you're too dumb to understand anything very complicated. Boiling it all down to nothing more than eating, drinking, and sleeping is something you can actually grasp.
I think I've come up with a brilliant plan.
look out world! firefly decided to move the carboard box from off the heating vents!
I can't stop sneezing
Still taking it up the nose I see. Maybe switch to crack.
I need to go to the SS office.
That's right Alcoholics are eligable for SS.
not much longer before I leave
