To cover your ugly face no doubt.
I shaved off my mustache last year.
Grow it back to hide your face please
I'm having cherry lifesavers
Is that in the treatment schedule again?
I need a new blade for my mower.
You need a life too you still havent' gotten one of those either.
I'm listening to Skynyrd
Turn it off and get off your butt and do some work, you lazy bum.
I am thinking about selling some real estate.
Don't you ever get fed up playing Monopoly?
That pig loose in the grounds earlier today, took some catching.
Your wife got out again? Better check the straps.
I hit a medium bucket of balls today.
You were supposed to hit each of the balls individually but being the klutz that you are I give you credit for even being able to hit the bucket.
My girlfriend died her hair again.
Thats probably so you wont recognize her. The Witness protection program is next.
I had a lazy day today.
and this is different than how?????
my ear itches
Must be time for you to visit the Vet for another flea dip.
I had an unexpected surprise yesterday.
There might be some new medications available for that
I think I'm going to start riding my bike.
When do you think you'll be ready to stop using the training wheels?
I think I'll plan a vacation.
Plan it for the Ant Arctic, you will have all your friends there.
I should start drinking more water
You should stop drinking so much beer, you drunken fool.
I just ate a burrito and an ice cream sandwich.
Thats cuz youre just a doosh bag.
I bought a new laptop.
Now all you need is a lap fatso.
I am listening to The Beatles White Album.
That explains the fingers in your ears.
I have a Chinese language lesson tomorrow.
Shouldn't you master English first?
I need to dry clean my pants.
So, How did you get that stain in the crotch area there, Tico?
I need a good job.
