Trying to organise bail for yourself so you can be with family on Easter Sunday?
I went a cycle ride today.
must have been on a child's tricycle by your sentence structure.
I had 2 grilled hotdogs
Whoa! Slow down boy! Your life is getting way too exciting! Did mommy grill them for you?
This evening I will dine on Sashimi and saki.
Translation: I'm going to get drunk on Saki then eat my socks.
not much longer and I'll be done over here
You finally conned the Parole Board into letting you out?
I'm having some Butter Pecan ice cream for dessert.
so that's why baskin-robbins is out
I have to trim my mustache
Don't bother--the more of your face that's covered, the better you look.
I am still doing my Spring cleaning.
from 1983
I'm having somebody buy me some coffee
Begging again then!
I am going to London on Tuesday.
Time for your court date for exposing yourself.
the coffee was good but not enough sugar
Hey Porky. You need at least 12 heaping tablespoons to satisfy that sweet tooth.
I have a Japanese girlfriend.
is she aware of this.
time to call my wife
Why, is your girlfriend is too busy to talk to you?
I can't decide what kind of car to buy.
on your budget a Matchbox is about right.
it's cold in the office tonight
Poor baby. Maybe someone should show you how to operate the thermostat.
My legs are tired from mountain climbing.
Crawling up the stairs to bed, because you were too drunk to walk, isn't exactly "mountain climbing". Your legs are tired because you're just in lousy shape.
I'm making a festive dinner tomorrow.
Making hamburger patties in the shape of Easter eggs. Yeah, that's festive. Woo Hoooo!
I'm making a dessert called Angel Lush cake.
And I bet you eat it all yourself you glutton.
I'm spring cleaning today.
Throwing out the trash isn't Spring cleaning. Your house still looks like a mess--just like it's owner.
They will have lots of Easter candy on sale tomorrow, and I might buy some.
a tractor trailer full of candy is not "some"
I wasn't invited to easter dinner
