Yeah, they just don't make size twenties like they used to.
I bought some beautiful yellow tulips.
It's good you bought yourself some flowers, since no one else will.
I have a big job to tackle today.
You won't have a problem getting your mouth around it.
I have been cleaning my pond out today.
Having the goldfish for dinner again?
I love reading the Sunday papers.
Of course, you have to have someone help you with the big words.
I'm heading off to LA in one hour.
No you're not, and the SWAT team outside your house will see to that.
I've almost finished my tax return.
Here's a tip: You can't claim your dog and cat as dependents.
I'm going to watch the movie Capote tonight.
You won't like it--it's not a cartoon.
I'm full of energy today.
I'll bet youy'll sleep well when the caffeine, dexedrine and cocaine wear off!
Gas has gotten way too expensive!
You can't afford to buy a car, so why are you worrying about the price of gas, you jerk.
I'm going to make some investments today.
Backing a horse in the 2.30 isn't an investment.
Salad for dinner, I feel good.
Get back in your shell tortoise.
Snooker tomorrow, I hope I have good games.
You better. You've already wagered the house and your life savings.
I'd like to take a vacation in Tahiti this winter.
We'd all like you to take a vacation in Tahiti and don't bother comming back.
I'm spring cleaning today.
The once a year 'change the bed sheets day' again.
I'm sipping a pleasant schooner of well aged Port at present.
Translation: It's after noon and you're getting drunk on three-week-old wine again.
I'm going to climb Piestewa Peak tomorrow morning.
which is also known as "Wuss Hill"
I'm going to watch Top Chef on TV tonight.
Maybe you'll learn how to do more than open a can of SpaghettiO's for your dinner--maybe you'll learn how to heat it up.
I filed a police report today.
What did you do report yourself ?
I hope all you A2Kers who keep insulting me have a nice Easter although you don't deserve it.
Oh, I think we deserve it--just for having to put up with you.
I have to finish some important documents today.
