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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 07:34 pm
Or any day for that matter. Maybe you'd be able to finish if you START!


I haven't insulted Shari for a few days.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 06:11 am
Probably because you're too dumb to think of anything to say.

I'm happy we're going to re-set the clocks tonight, I like longer days.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 01:04 pm
I suppose you can stay on the streets longer and get a couple more marks.


I think I'll leave my body to science.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 01:12 pm
Good thing you won't be around to see they won't want it.

I'm trying to decide whether to buy some tickets.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 01:50 pm
Senility as finally set in, you can't make a simple decision.



TV and a cuppa tea for me now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 02:55 pm
Wow, I bet that's the highlight of your day. How can you stand such excitement?

I love my new monitor.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 04:22 pm
It's no use down loading pictures of beautiful people and pretending it's a mirror, you're just ugly accept it.


TV's crap, off to bed with a good book.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 05:12 pm
Translation: No porn on TV so off to bed with Penthouse.


I got a slight sunburn today.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 2 Apr, 2006 09:44 pm
It doesn't help to hide all your ugly zits.

Losing an hour today really put me off my stride.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 08:28 am
It's amazing you can walk at all considering your bony legs.



I'm feeling very chipper this a.m.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 12:58 pm
You should see a shrink if you feel like a kitchen gadget, although your head does resemble a bucket.

I'm going for a blood check tomorrow.
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 01:29 pm
Selling your blood again to get some money? I think they'll pay you in cash, rather than by check.

I just bought a good paperback book.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 03:26 pm
Now you will have something to wipe with.




I dont have a hangover today!!
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firefly
 
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Reply Mon 3 Apr, 2006 03:44 pm
Boy, this must be the first day in years, and years, and years, that that's true. Careful you don't ruin your reputation as a lush.

I just made some great cole slaw.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 09:18 am
How many trash cans did you go around to get the makings?


My dog keeps barking.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 10:12 am
Does he usually meow? I suggest counseling for you.


I must leave in 20 minutes.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 03:09 pm
I'm glad your lawyer is picking you up and having you surrender to the police. The judge might go a little easier on you for turning yourself in.

I just had something to eat to pep myself up.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 03:43 pm
Phet addicts always refer to it as food.

Have to drop my car in for service tomorrow.
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firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 08:50 pm
Quote:
Have to drop my car in for service tomorrow


Translation: My car is being repossessed because I'm too broke to make the payments.

Picking up litter on the beach doesn't pay very well, does it? Shame you lack the talent to do anything else.

I need to get a good night's sleep.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 Apr, 2006 09:41 pm
It's hard to sleep well under that bridge isn't it?


I like them Little Debbie snack cakes.
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