You need a free ticket to a Botox party.
I have pretty feet.
Everything above them is ugly!
I need to work on my tennis game.
No, you need to work. Find a job, you bum.
I worked late today.
At least you worked, that's a change.
I might start work.
When you finish thinking about it you'll be too tired to do anything.
I think I have Spring fever.
No, you're just drooling again.
I've got to run to an important appointment.
I hope it's a job interview, since you can't even afford the bus fare to get there.
I need to read some reports.
Use a dictionary to help with those words with more than five letters.
I have to go put the garbage out.
Just dump it in the Rouge River...thats where you bathe isnt it?
I used to live in Michigan.
Now if you go back there you will get arrested - again!
My parrot loves his new home.
Oh a shoe box burried in the backyard....sounds great.
Why is Nick always the one to insult me?
Because the rest of us want more of a challenge--insulting you is way too easy. There is so much about you to insult, that the only problem is where to begin.
I just got a new cell phone.
Now you'll be able to do those drug deals with ease!
I missed an appointment yesterday.
And, because it was with your parole officer, he's busted you and you're going back to prison for another 5 years. Don't bother writing, no one wants to hear from you.
I just had a chicken sandwich.
Youy're supposed to carve it before you put it in a sandwich you glutton.
Time for breakfast.
Do they slide it under your cell door, or are you now allowed to go to the mess hall for meals?
My new phone isn't working properly.
Actually it works just fine. No one calls you.
My friend Jane may be coming to visit this weekend.
Calamity Jane? The one who took you on that spree of robbing 7-eleven stores? Hope you have bail money ready.
I think I am having trouble with my eyes.
Well, maybe if you would uncross them, they would work better.
My allergies are really bad today.
The white powder around your nostrils is a dead giveaway. We know why your nose feels stuffy, you coke head.
I just can't seem to get my work finished today.
