I realize that having to reach around that great big butt of yours to attempt to wash your body is tough but we dont like the way you smell.
I have done absolutely nothing today!!
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 04:24 pm
So what's new?
I think I am working too hard.
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shari6905
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 04:27 pm
That fact that you actually think must be work enough.
I am all alone today.
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Tryagain
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 04:41 pm
Say no more, I am on my way!
Where did I put the keys to the tractor?
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shari6905
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 04:42 pm
In the pocket of your grubby overalls, you Hillbilly!
The dog just ate my cell phone.
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Tryagain
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 05:12 pm
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shari6905
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 05:15 pm
Call a roofer cuz God knows you dont have the mechanical aptitude to do it alone!!
Remember this is an insult chain! I know you can come up with better ones than that Try!
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firefly
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Fri 24 Mar, 2006 06:46 pm
Well, insulting you is way too easy. The only problem is deciding where to begin.
I am looking for a new car.
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Ceege
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Sat 25 Mar, 2006 11:16 am
Steal a used one that's already been broken in.
I've got to go feed the cat.
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NickFun
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Sat 25 Mar, 2006 02:06 pm
You should have thought of that three months ago. The cat is dead.
I sold my parrot.
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firefly
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Sat 25 Mar, 2006 06:28 pm
The parrot went next door and sold himself to get away from you. All he gave you was 5% of what he got, out of pity. That's what you deserve for teaching him to talk.
My elbow hurts.
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Ceege
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Sun 26 Mar, 2006 10:30 am
Well, take it out of the blender!
I feel dizzy
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firefly
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Sun 26 Mar, 2006 10:59 am
Drinking a quart of vodka will do that to you.
I'm trying to help a friend make a decision.
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NickFun
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Sun 26 Mar, 2006 01:13 pm
Let me help. The toilet paper should go OVER the top of the roll.
I'm going to play basketball in a few minutes.
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shari6905
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Sun 26 Mar, 2006 05:37 pm
Are you going to play this time or just sit on the sidelines cheering like a wussy?
I am trying to clean my house up today.
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NickFun
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 07:03 pm
Another effort in futility!
I worked out too hard yesterday.
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firefly
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Mon 27 Mar, 2006 09:48 pm
Opening and closing the refrigerator door exhausted you?
I need a good night's sleep.
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Rod3
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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 05:56 am
Try working the streets in the day instead of at night.
I've lost a little weight.
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Stray Cat
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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 04:50 pm
That's like Mt. Everest losing a little height.
I made some popcorn at work today. But I only shared with one other person.
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NickFun
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Tue 28 Mar, 2006 05:15 pm
That's the first time I ever saw anyone brag about being a selfish bitch.
