You must be good at fairytales let's hope the tax office believe in them. I don't think so.
I feel a little run down today.
Couldn't get your usual supply of methamphetamines? You've forgotten what it feels like to be off drugs.
I am happy that my crocuses are blooming
Yes they are, a blooming disgrace and typical of what we'd expect of your cultivational "skills".
Fish for dinner today - the cat is delighted.
9 Lives Seafood Platter for both of you! Yum!
I'd like to find some good quality marijana.
Obviously, smoking the inferior quality has irreversibly damaged your brain.
I just had some fantastic apple pie.
Those two-for-a-dollar McDonalds pies are good, aren't they?
I went for a horseback ride this afternoon.
I didn't know they still had those mechanical rocking horses little kids can ride for a few minutes for a quarter. Did you wear your cowboy hat? Was your ego bruised when you fell off?
I need a vacation.
Can I recommend the South Pole and don't call us we'll call you.
I have some book work to do today.
Comic books no doubt, given your level of literacy.
I have a lot of work to do before dinner.
Why don't you start with learning how to cook?
Everybody loves me on A2K.
But no one in the real world.
I have new tennis shoes
Salvation Army specials are not considered "new".
I need to find a place to live in Los Angeles.
Watts has cheap rents, but probably still too expensive for you.
I am looking forward to the weekend.
The asylum is giving you a day pass again? I'm surprised, since, the last time they let you out, you went to the supermarket, took off all your clothes in the produce section, and began singing, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco" at the top of your lungs.
I lost my sunglasses yesterday.
You probably dropped them when tha cops chased you for pretending to be a blind beggar.
I think I'll go down the pub.
Beer for breakfast again? You better be careful around the stove, the alcohol on your breath could cause an explosion.
I just finished making up my shopping list.
The lisst reads:
20 cans of cat food
Box of breath mints.
I need some new underwear.
What! You got through another pack of Huggies diapers?
I have an appointment to see my shrink this afternoon.
He's already taken a tranquilizer, just to help him make it through your session without screaming uncontrollably.
I bought some new DVDs.
Five finger discount
I'm so tired from cleaning.
