Trying to catch up with all the crimes been involved with during the week?
I think I'll watch a video tonight.
What, when you fully mastered reading? Have you passed the 8 year olds books yet?
I don't really want to go to the office tomorrow.
And they don't want you there. Maybe just stay home from now on?
I'd like to make a billion dollars working from home.
You could always try visiting pervert forums and selling them used porn videos. That should be right up your alley.
I'm having some hazelnut coffee.
And an entire cheesecake, a dozen brownies, and a pound of chocolate chip cookies along with it. Soon even king sized sheets won't be large enough to wrap around your body.
I never eat lunch when I work.
That's coz McDonald's don't allow it.
Time to give the cat his daily injection.
I'd need drugs too if I were your cat.
I'm vacuuming.
Dummy, you've got to plug the vacuum into an outlet if you want to get the carpet clean. Just running a vacuum over your floor won't do anything unless it's turned on. Don't you notice you're not hearing any noise from it?
I have alot of work to do tonight.
Get off your back and get a real job.
I played golf today and came forth.
"Forth" as in you had to yell "FORE" about 18 times?
Cicerone likes my dayglow orange balls.
We know what kind of balls you like.
I went to the doctor today.
He said "Lady, I'm a plastic surgeon, not a miracle worker!"
My cat doesn't like Friskies Brand Cat Food.
Just because you eat it there's no need to force it on the cat.
I think I'll have a night on the town.
Don't forget the paper back for your head. You don't want to scare anyone.
The weather is suppose to be lousy here all week.
Well, that should match your disposition.
I have bought myself some new clothes.
Oh, do they have new cloths at your favorite thrift shop?
I think I'll have a muffin.
You mean you'll have the entire box of muffins, won't you, you greedy glutton. Don't your jaws ever get tired of chewing all that food you scarf down?
I am going out to mail a package to Canada,
Make sure you put the right address on that box full of sex toys.
I'm feeling better than I was yesterday.
Is it anything to do with that package of sex toys that firefly is sending you?
A bottle of red and a good film for me tonight.
I'm not sure MD 20/20 and Monster Mamas counts as wine and film.
I need to go blow up a toilet.
