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The Insult Chain Game

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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 9 Mar, 2006 05:05 am
You know that when you drink that stuff you always wet the bed. Better have a fresh sheet ready.

I have lots of boxes to throw out.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 05:38 pm
Yeah, the bodies are starting to decompose.

I should dust off my computer tonight.
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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 06:04 pm
First you have to find it buried under all that junk you have.

I think I will make a spinach salad to go with dinner.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 06:28 pm
Are you picking the rest of your dinner from your neighbor's garden as well?


I'm going to head to the gym now.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 06:46 pm
Time for a sauna and jacuzzi? We know you don't exercise!


Just got back from California.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 06:49 pm
Do tell. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be tarred, feathered and run out of town.

It's Friday night, but I'm home.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 10 Mar, 2006 09:28 pm
Like always? Why don't you go to the convenience store just so you can say you got out.


Gonna go for a run tomorrow morning.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 03:06 am
Time for the landlord to show up to demand the rent? Running from him seems to be your main source of exercise.

I made a great buy yesterday.
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PoetSeductress
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 04:23 am
The Insult Chain Game
Whatever "buy" you've made, isn't the real problem. The real issue is that you need to roll up your sleeves and get to work with finding at least 10 positive, "outside-of-the-box" win-win solutions to it! Your IQ has to be around 200, so how about using it? Cool

I have an enormous amount of accounting to do (reconciling receipts for reimbursement), tomorrow.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 04:47 am
Uh, oh, doctoring the books again? Do a better job than last time--that one got you five years in the slammer.

I like playing games.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 07:49 am
"Chutes and Ladders" being your favorite, just ahead of Tiddlywinks.



I'm feeling a bit tired this morning.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 08:09 am
Hungover is more like it. Bet you can't remember the last time you drew a sober breath.

My horoscope said I should get organized today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 02:57 pm
Ah, but you don't believe in horoscopes so you won't bother.


I once had a girlfriend who was psychic.
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whiteviolet
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 03:12 pm
No wonder she left quickly if she could read your unwholesome mind.


I read an old diary today.
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 03:12 pm
An easy relationship for her then, seeing as you didn't have a mind for her to read.


Celebrating an Irish rugby victory over the Scots today.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 04:29 pm
For Imur - Make the best of it you wont win another for a while.

For whiteviolet - Trying to remember what it was like before you started drinking?

The TV's rubish I think I'll go and play my guitar.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 11 Mar, 2006 04:45 pm
If you think TV's rubbish wait till you head Rod play the guitar!


It's raining in Phoenix for the first time in 141 days!
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 12 Mar, 2006 02:03 am
That's great news for some, but I guess that means you won't get your hour outdoors, in the prison exercise yard, today.

I have a backache.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 12 Mar, 2006 06:31 am
Maybe you should stop bench pressing 500 pound weights. You're never going to win the Arnold Schwarzeneggar lookalike contest anyway.

I'm hungry. I'm going to fix my breakfast now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 12 Mar, 2006 06:57 am
Hungry? I've heard you've been using a U-Haul truck for your daily trips to the supermarket because your van couldn't hold all the food you've been buying (and eating). It took the checker almost 15 minutes to ring up all the food your're about to eat for breakfast, and you'll probably wolf it all down in half that time, tubby.

I'm looking forward to reading the Sunday papers.
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