Please don't tell us how you managed to get a boo-boo on your baddie finger!
Snickers martinis are very good.
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firefly
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 01:24 am
Did you ever meet a martini you didn't like? You guzzle them nonstop all day. I've heard that the Cheerios martini is your usual breakfast, and the Milk of Magnesia martini your usual nightcap.
I think I am coming down with something.
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Rod3
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 07:00 am
Hope it's nothing trivial.
I'm being a good boy today and having salad for dinner.
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NickFun
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 02:03 pm
A 3 cheese, 6 meat, guacamole and 2 quarts Thousand Island dessing salad no doubt.
I lost my watch.
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firefly
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:52 pm
You mean your toy watch? Everyone knows you're too dumb to know how to tell time, you jerk. Why bother pretending.
I am making meatballs and spaghetti.
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Stray Cat
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 05:53 pm
A meatball making meatballs. That should be interesting.
I'm fixing a spinach salad.
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Montana
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 06:08 pm
Spinach? Oh man, that's gross!
I'll be getting my new computer next week.
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NickFun
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 06:08 pm
Don't try fixing it after it's ruined. You'll only make it worse.
Went for a hike in the desert today.
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firefly
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 06:27 pm
Unfortunately, you found your way back.
It's chocolate cheesecake torte for dessert tonight.
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Stray Cat
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Sat 4 Mar, 2006 07:15 pm
A tart making a torte. That should be interesting too.
I'm going to the ballet tomorrow.
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firefly
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Sun 5 Mar, 2006 06:08 am
Watching your niece's kindergarten class perform the "Hokey Pokey" is hardly "going to the ballet", although it will probably be the cultural highlight of your year.
I am having some problems adjusting my new monitor.
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Rod3
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 05:16 pm
With the ammount you drink try looking through one eye it should be OK.
I need to do some ironing
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NickFun
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Mon 6 Mar, 2006 10:17 pm
On your wrinkled skin!
I like cottage cheese.
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firefly
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 03:45 am
It goes with your pasty pockmarked complexion.
I fell asleep very early last night.
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vinsan
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 07:32 am
firefly wrote:
I fell asleep very early last night.
So thats where the snoring voices in air coming from ....
I dont like to insult people, it just so lower class.
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Rod3
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 09:44 am
..and you can't get much lower than you.
It's very misty outside.
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NickFun
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 12:31 pm
Brilliant observation Sherlock! Now, with a bit of extra brainpower, maybe you can tell when the Sun is shining!
It hasn't rained in Phoenix for 141 days!
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 01:10 pm
And that's the most exciting thing happening today for you.
I just ate some low-cal vanilla ice cream.
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firefly
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Wed 8 Mar, 2006 02:19 pm
When you eat an entire half gallon, it's no longer low-cal.
