Are you trying yoga so you can attempt biting your toenails again?
The dog ate my Blockbuster movie.
So wadda you gonna do, return the dog to Blockbuster?
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
Chain gangs work 7 days a week I'm afraid. Suck it up.
It is very frosty outside.
Matches your demeanour then.
Haven't smoked for almost two days...
Is your supply cut off because your drug dealer's hiding from the cops?
I think my house is too cold.
You have to THINK about it - oh brother ......
Rep. of Ireland 3 Sweden 0 hehheh.
You're refering to the number killed in street battles? It's true, Sweden has a lower crime rate.
Gotta get back to work.
Why break the habit of a lifetime you lazy good for nothing.
I may go for a walk on the cliffs tomorrow.
Oh Please DO! It's great exercise and one small step and ...WOOOPS!
I may go for a hike in the desert this weekend.
Don't bring a compass or map, or any food and water, and just keep walking and walking and walking...until you collapse.
The weather outside is very messy.
Hey, the weather matches the state of your house.
It's been very cold here this week.
well if you'd pay your oil bill they would turn the heat back on.
I want to go someplace warmer than Boston
Yeah, it must be very cold sleeping under that park bench in the Boston Common.
I think I'll make myself a cup of hot chocolate.
you think only of yourself when all those bums are freezing their bums off on the Boston Common
I think I'll go to the 60% off sale at Filenes today
Store detectives will be posted at each of the doors, just waiting for your arrival. Filenes is sick of being ripped off by all your shoplifting, and this time they are going to nail you for good. Hope you have a new lawyer, since your last one was disbarred.
I am going out to buy some birthday cards.
Why? You still haven't used the ones your bought in 1983! Maybe they are getting a bit yellow?
Phoenix is beautiful this time of year.
Everyone knows you stole Phoenix's Avatar and use it for a dart board. Everyone knows you are a sadist and enjoy destroying a2k icons.
I am going to go fix merry andrews dinner.
Keep doing that and all the cleaning and in a few years he might let you sleep with him.
We have roof rats outside!
Try cleaning your house ;-)
I just woke up.
Never mind, you should be able to get yourself looking vaguely human in a couple of hours - or so.
I have a big bandage on my baddie finger - aaaaah.
