Well, that's one way to spend another lonely evening. Sour apple would suit your personality just fine.
I have a big job to do tomorrow.
getting your lazy ass out of bed is always a big job for you.
I got to go home and hold my daughter for the first time. She now 6 mos old
They're letting you out on parole! (By the way, congrats!)
I need more work.
I guess putting the fries under the heat lamp at Burger King just doesn't pay like it used to...
It's windy outside and now my hair's all over my head...grrr....
how about showing up for work once in awhile? They have lots of it there that you haven't done.
Thanks
I had a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch
You DO lead an exciting life! Maybe next time, if it's not too draining, add - MAYO!
I went to a party this afternoon.
Crashing a children's party at Chuck E. Cheese when you are as ancient as you are is not something to boast of.
Ennui is taking over my existence.
you are no longer interested in apathy?
it's so dry here I need to water the fruit trees today.
Let me get the picture guide so you can figure out how to operate the watering hose.
There's a rather pleasant chill to the air this morning.
It matches the ice water that runs through your veins, you heartless creep.
I got a great deal accomplished yesterday.
Managing to get off your backside once in a while is not a great deal.
I'm going to watch Wales v Ireland at rugby later.
Is that what you consider your daily workout, you lazy bum?
I am going to assemble my computer table today.
I'll put $5 on the computer table kickin your ass
I'm still looking for intelligent conversations on here
Well, go back to school, retain some information and then maybe you will find one.
I was late to work this morning.
Why are you looking for something you can't contribute to?
I'm going to a Japanese Festival in a few minutes.
Shari- nobody noticed!
Nick- With your arrival they can say the festival jerk has shown up.
That's what I like, two insults; one post
It takes little to amuse you...to bad it didnt take "little" to amuse your ex girlfriend.
Nobody notice cuz no one was here...I got lucky.
You forgot about the surveillance camera, you jerk. Everyone, including your boss, will know you were late. Better get one of your lame brain excuses ready.
I think I'm ready for lunch.
You have been ready for lunch since you polished off that stack of 30 pancakes for breakfast.
I really would buy everyone slurpees.
Yeah, yeah, talk is cheap. Meanwhile you can't even afford to buy yourself one. You're lucky if you can bum some change on the street to buy a cup of coffee.
I have to do some laundry.
