Well then, I suggest you stop pulling your pants down in public.
I am such a night owl.
Going 'Who, who, who' (and occasionally 'wooo wooo wooo') does not make you an owl...besides those are the only utterances you ever make when smoking your grandpappy's mountain medicine.
Last night I saw a very funny movie.
Was it a home movie your parents took of you when you were a kid?
I got a good night's sleep.
Drinking the full bottle of bourbon and passing out drunk really isn't sleep...it's passing out drunk...go to a detox and save yourself from another night under a park bench.
The birds are chirping merrily rather early today.
Try sleeping on a bench farther from the trees.
I think I might need an operation on my knee.
If you'd sober up, so you could walk upright more often, and crawl around less, your knees might be in better shape.
I just cleaned my monitor screen.
Hopefully the results were better than when you 'cleaned' your harddrive with the same implements.
I've been having this pain in my lower back lately.
You are what's called a Pain in the Ass.
Had dinner with three ladies this evening.
And I bet that all three of your maiden aunties spent the time trying to convince you that you'll eventually find a job, eventually find a girl friend, eventually stop living off handouts from them, and eventually be able to move out of their house to a place of your own. We all know they shouldn't hold their breath til those things happen, you hopeless loser.
I just had some hot chocolate with whipped cream.
That will probably be the high point of your evening, so enjoy it.
I saw an interesting show about an up-and-coming fashion designer last night.
That was a diaper designer. Are you going to start wearing the latest diaper fashions?
I love to ski buy haven't done it since I moved to Arizona.
And you moved to AZ because you're 90 and CANT ski anymore.
I have to fix my bathroom later tonight.
No doubt you smashed the toilet seat by sitting on it again.
I am moving to LA soon!
Good, I am sure your parents are relieved.
I am listening to Peter Gabriel
Yeah, you're listening to "No Self Control", and you're doing it during a staff meeting, and your boss isn't the least bit amused. You just flushed another job down the toilet, you jerk.
I made a terrific purchase yesterday.
I hope it's something that will keep your tiny mind occupied and away from A2K for a while.
I like A2K it's one big happy family.
Your own family is so dysfunctional you must welcome some escape.
I can't decide whether to buy a new cell phone.
It's a change for you to consider buying, you normaly get yours by mugging kids and stealing one.
I'm just going to settle down with a bottle of red and watch TV.
You're so lazy, I'm surprised you don't just set up an IV and let the wine drip into your veins, so you don't have to bother lifting the bottle or a glass. Just using the remote seems to be more effort than you care to exert.
My dog keeps barking.
He's suspicious of you. Dogs have great instincts.
I'm going to have an apple martini tonight.
