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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 10:30 am
We all understand the importance of washing yourself and lets face it, you have neglected that for some time now.


I just went to Mc Donalds
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 10:38 am
And stuffed yourself on some healthy artery-clogging eggs and hash browns? That should compliment the half dozen Big Macs you had last night!


I had a danish from Dunkin Donuts this morning.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 10:49 am
Yeah that you threw up 5 minutes later.



My hubby wont answer the phone.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 10:59 am
Yes, because he knows its you calling.


I need to use the bathroom.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 11:01 am
Too late again! Might I suggest you invest in a few pairs of "Depends"?


I want to host my own TV show.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 11:08 am
I didnt realize you were so interested in being pelted with rotten fruit.



I have no socks on.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 01:37 pm
You also have a dusty, ill-treated, unused brain ...

I am looking at a fantastic view
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 01:38 pm
It cant be in the mirror then.



I need to shave my legs
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 02:04 pm
And your face!


I will be attending a MoveOn meeting Tuesday.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 02:08 pm
Is that a neighbourhood group asking you to MoveOn out of town? If so, I'm not surprised.

I'm drinking a lovely cup of tea.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 03:06 pm
That's the urine sample your grandmother left off for you to deliver to the doctors office...maybe if you weren't so busy doing tabs of acid you'd have realized it was a plastic cup with her name on it.




I bought a new coat today.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 03:09 pm
Oh now that you shaved your back you're cold?



I am almost off of work.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 03:12 pm
A) You don't have a job...basket weaving in the looney bin is not a job.
B)You are already completely off your rocker.



I am going to the movies and dinner with some former co-workers later on.
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shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 03:19 pm
Are you guys gonna call up Jesus and walk with him like old times?



That made me laugh.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 03:29 pm
A ham sandwich makes you laugh. You don't have a sense of humor, you're just a nitwit who laughs at everything, and makes gross snorting noises while doing it.

I am listening to Aida.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 06:23 pm
Playing opera music and calling your strip act an "interpretive pole dance with trained pigeons" isn't going to fool anyone.

I had sausage with green tomato ketchup for breakfast.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 06:55 pm
That's not green tomato ketchup, that's your roommate's vomit from last night.

I'm chewing gum right now.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2006 08:30 pm
Amazing how you manage that with only three teeth. Isn't it more accurate to say that you're gumming your gum? Why are you hookers always chewing gum, anyway? You already look like a tramp, you really don't need any additional help.

I just came into some money.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 07:23 am
If you are ever caught while stealing from those blue haired ladies at the Bingo parlor you'll go to jail....now give that money back, before someone checks the surveillance tape.




I can't decide what to wear today.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2006 07:32 am
You haven't got much choice it's your prison stripes or in the buff.


I find it difficult to remember words to songs.
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