Careful the fire in the garbage can doesn't burn the alley down.
I am thirsty.
Don't you ever lay off the booze? You're always so loaded, I'm surprised you can even see your monitor.
My chicken came out picture perfect.
Most of us have human babies!
Wish I could win the lottery tonight.
Since that's highly unlikely, I think you'll have to find another way to post your bail, you stupid loser.
I can't decide whether to take a shower before dinner.
Does it matter whether you stink before or after dinner? You dine alone!
I would like great gobs of cash!
Dont forget what happened the last time you robbed the Pick & Save.
I wrote my paper 2 hours before it was due
Rough night last night? You put the "high" in higher education.
I'm wearing a little black dress.
No you're not - that's a cummerbund!
I'm eating a muffin.... mmmm!
No thats a BIG black dress it just looks little on you.
That was so mean, I shouldnt have said that.
LMAO!!
No, you shouldn't! You're not any smaller, you know!
I'm getting a headache.
You should eat a muffin or punch yourself in the eye.
I am so fricking weird
To Mame: You've been overdoing by trying to think.
To Shari: That's it! Embrace who you are!
I may be taking on some new responsibilities at work.
Are they going to let you refill the paper towel dispenser in the ladies room in addition to refilling the soap dispenser? WOW! Soon they may even let you refill the cups next to the water cooler. You sure are on the fast track, aren't you?
I had a very good day at work today.
I'm sure cleaning sewers is all there is to your job, so quit lying...
I am not hungry anymore.
You took my advice and punched yourself...oh that was for your head ache...Is there anything else you would like to bitch about?
I like Oreo cookies.
Loser! Those contain carcinogens, but you're just a big boil anyway, so who cares?
I am eating a grape.
A grape oreo....HIPPOcrit!!
I love Mame.
LMAO - HIPPOcrit!
No, you don't love Mame, you love BUGGING her and calling her fat names...You can't even spell, you piece of earwax!
My headache's gone!
Just like all your marbles!
I just had some brie.
Hmph! I didn't realize the dumpsters were open already.
We are meeting friends for dinner.
